# Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434 "2002-06-22T14:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/1 "2002-06-22T14:15:25Z")
(for girls) Hey. Let’s do math in bed. With your one, and my zero, we’ll make a perfect 10. \*\* (for guys) Wanna do math in bed? Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and I’ll multiply. You remind me of Candyland. I wanna play it to the end and taste the sweetness. \*\* (\*\* I made these up all by my very own self…) Now, who can beat my cheesiness and creativity? ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/2 "2002-06-22T17:01:00Z")
So, **Lorna** …Come here often? ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/3 "2002-06-22T17:18:08Z")
A girl really liked this one I used on her: Me: “Hey, Mary, I can’t wait until tomorrow.” Her: “Why’s that?” Me: “Because you grow more beautiful every day.” ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/4 "2002-06-22T17:26:37Z")
Aww… **Res** , that’s too sweet to be cheesy. :swoon: ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/5 "2002-06-22T18:05:55Z")
Nice shoes. wanna fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/6 "2002-06-22T18:16:45Z")
Him: Did it hurt? Me: What hurt? Him: When you fell from heaven. Me: _gag_ Him: Are you ok? Me: yeah fine. Him: Are you sure? You look tired? Me: Oh? Him: Must be because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Me: I’m married. Him: oh. ---
**Author:** ![bobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@bobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/7 "2002-06-22T18:31:17Z")
The word of the day is “legs”… let’s go back to my place and spread the word. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/8 "2002-06-22T19:10:48Z")
“How 'bout we go out for breakfast in the morning?” “OK.” “Great. Shall I call you, or nudge you?” ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/9 "2002-06-22T19:20:51Z")
Nice dress . . . it’ll look great crumpled up on the floor next to my bed tomorrow morning. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/10 "2002-06-22T20:56:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\*Nice shoes. wanna fuck? \*\* Dude, that was you? Someone actually used that one me once. 😉 I did once have this Croatian friend in high school that had this really adorable habit of trying out pickup lines on me. Except, he’d mess them up and mangle them together horribly. For example, he came up to me the first time we met and said “Your father must be a thief… for he took the letters of the alphabet and made them so that you and I could be together.” He was kinda disappointed when I fell over laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/11 "2002-06-22T21:35:36Z")
“Are you really that hot, or do you just remind me of myself?” _points thumb and forefinger in a ‘gun’ shape, and makes clicking noises with his tongue while bobbing his head with a wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/12 "2002-06-22T21:39:24Z")
**Ashtar** , is it a “chk chk” sound? Heehee, that’s what we used to call WaaG 'round these parts for “Wink and a gun”. Or, the Sexual Ray Gun. _chk chk_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/13 "2002-06-22T21:39:48Z")
Here’s one my sister just hd to tell me and my brother when we got back home from being out late one Friday night: “Do you have any overdue library books?” “No, why?” “Cuz ya got ‘fine’ written all over you!” F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/14 "2002-06-22T21:41:29Z")
Oops, I meant “had to tell”. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/15 "2002-06-22T21:52:42Z")
Do you wash your pants with Windex? No, why? I can see myself in them ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/16 "2002-06-22T22:42:40Z")
Heh… **Kahuna** , I used that one last night. As a joke. What a classic. One guy said this to me: Him (black teenager): You got any black in you? Me: Uhh…nope. Him: You want some? ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/17 "2002-06-22T23:07:05Z")
My sister’s favorite pick-up line, to be used when purchasing something expensive in the presence of an attractive guy, goes: “What a rip off! Speaking of rip off, how about your clothes?” And one that **Simetra** shared with me long ago: “Wanna play Army? I’ll rut around in your trench, and you can blow me away.” ---
**Author:** ![jmizzou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/18 "2002-06-22T23:39:07Z")
_taps his leg_ You just _think_ this is my leg. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/19 "2002-06-23T02:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > \*\*One guy said this to me: > > Him (black teenager): You got any black in you? > Me: Uhh…nope. > Him: You want some? \*\* My Taiwanese friend likes the Asian variant on that. Here’s another: Are my boxers showing? No Would you like them to? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/20 "2002-06-23T04:44:05Z")
If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, …wouldya? Well, wouldya? Didn’t work. A friend of mine likes to engage a woman in quiet conversation, then, taking a step back and looking shocked, hollers, “Fifty bucks?!?!” If she laughs, he figures he’s making progress. I’ve seen him kneel behind a woman he’s never met, apparently preparing to worship, or kiss, the seat of her pants. His audacious approach occasionally works. He’s an avid fisherman, and he says you won’t catch anything if you don’t throw out the lure. Catch and release, though. Catch and release. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434.md?page=2)