# Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434 "2002-06-22T14:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/21 "2002-06-23T06:25:41Z")
"So… how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?" Never tried it, never will. ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/22 "2002-06-23T08:17:55Z")
“I raise chickens. Want to come over and see my cock?” ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/23 "2002-06-23T13:47:07Z")
:: licks finger :: :: touches finger to shirt :: Let’s get you out of those wet clothes! I used this one last night. As a joke, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/24 "2002-06-23T14:13:59Z")
Hey, want to come over to my house for a pizza and sex? What’s the matter, you don’t like sex? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/25 "2002-06-23T14:23:07Z")
Oh my God, do any of these actually work? What’s wrong with, “Hi, can I buy you a drink?” ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/26 "2002-06-23T15:06:49Z")
Hello, I’m blind. Can I get to know you by rhythmically massaging your breasts? ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/27 "2002-06-23T15:38:53Z")
Hi, my name’s Iguana Boy, you need to know that as you’ll be screaming it at the ceiling later on… ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/28 "2002-06-23T16:25:38Z")
“hold my pint im going for a shit” or if she’s kinky “hold my shit im going for a pint” ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/29 "2002-06-23T18:36:10Z")
Someone actualy did this to me **AskNott** I have to admit I laughed 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/30 "2002-06-23T18:40:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\ ***Ashtar** , is it a “chk chk” sound? > > Heehee, that’s what we used to call WaaG 'round these parts for “Wink and a gun”. Or, the Sexual Ray Gun. > > _chk chk_ \*\* Right-o. 🙂 I like that-- “Sexual Ray Gun”. ---
**Author:** ![ScarletSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ScarletSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScarletSteve)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/31 "2002-06-23T18:53:23Z")
Guy: Do you sleep on your chest? Babe: No. Guy: Can I? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/32 "2002-06-23T19:34:51Z")
**He:** “This watch I’m wearing gives me psychic powers.” **She:** “Yeah, right.” **He:** “No, really. For instance, I happen to know you’re not wearing panties.” **She:** “Well, it doesn’t work. I _am_ wearing panties.” **He:** (acting confused and looking at watch) “Oh, I forgot. It’s running a half hour fast…when you’re at my place.” **He:** “Wanna dance?” **She:** “No.” **He:** “Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question.” **He:** “Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?” **She:** “Well, sure!” **He:** “How about for fifty thousand dollars?” **She:** “I suppose I probably would.” **He:** “How about for ten dollars?” **She:** “Just what kind of woman do you think I am?” **He:** “Oh, we’ve established that. Now we’re just negotiating on the price.” * * * I’m really NOT a sexist pig, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/33 "2002-06-23T23:15:18Z")
I’ve HEARD that this was used successfully…dunno if I believe it: “Wanna go behind the bushes and take it up the ass?” ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/34 "2002-06-24T07:25:21Z")
Was your father Jehovah? Because you’re giving me a firmament. ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/35 "2002-06-24T11:53:13Z")
You don’t sweat much for a fat bird. ---
**Author:** ![GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GSV\_Consolation\_of\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GSV_Consolation_of_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/36 "2002-06-24T12:20:07Z")
Guy to girl: How much does a Polar bear weigh? Girl: I don’t know Guy: Neither do I but it breaks the ice. ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/37 "2002-06-24T14:21:35Z")
Your mamma must have worked in a juice factory because you are very fine! ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/38 "2002-06-24T14:51:56Z")
A creepy guy came up to me in a bar and ask: “So… are your parents expecting you home tonight?” _Homer shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Barrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@Barrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrett)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/39 "2002-06-24T18:11:47Z")
Guy: _rubs his face_ Girl: What’re you doing that for? Guy: Just clearing a place for you to sit. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434/40 "2002-06-24T18:53:54Z")
I always liked this one: \ Them: Do you need any help looking for your dog? You: Sure! I’m looking for my puppy! I think he ran into this cheap motel room. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-em-here-cheesy-pick-up-lines/115434.md?page=3)