# "Get Fuzzy" slides one past the censors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 28, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041 "2008-03-28T13:46:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/1 "2008-03-28T13:46:01Z")

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I cannot believe Darby Conley got away with this one. He regularly pushes a little bit against the limits of what one can get away with in a daily, mainstream comic strip, but _this_ just left me flabbergasted.

I don’t know what the original date of publication was. On the 2008 desktop calendar, it’s the March 26 strip, and it’s copyright 2005. The setup: Rob announces that his mom isn’t cooking a turkey for Easter that year (she’s gone vegetarian or something), and Bucky complains, on the grounds that it should be a rabbit anyway.

Rob: “Rabbit? For Easter? What are you, crazy?”

Bucky: “Christmas turkey, Thanksgiving turkey, Valentine’s Day beaver, Easter Bunny. It’s tradition!”

Rob’s last line says it all: “Hold on … Valentine’s Day what?”

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/2 "2008-03-28T13:50:37Z")

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All you had to do was google “get fuzzy beaver” to turn up the strip. . .

[http://www.kantor.com/blog/Fuzzy1.shtml](http://www.kantor.com/blog/Fuzzy1.shtml)

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/3 "2008-03-28T13:50:57Z")

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Maybe it’s a Canandian thing?  
hehe, he said “beaver”

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/4 "2008-03-28T13:51:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
All you had to do was google “get fuzzy beaver” to turn up the strip. . .  
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Was your SafeSearch option on? Wonder what the other results were…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/5 "2008-03-28T13:57:47Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
Was your SafeSearch option on? Wonder what the other results were…  
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Believe it or not, I google-image searched **get fuzzy beaver** , with safesearch off, and it took til page 5 to get to a NSFW image.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/6 "2008-03-28T13:57:59Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
Was your SafeSearch option on? Wonder what the other results were…  
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Your mom.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/7 "2008-03-28T14:00:08Z")

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Perhaps “beaver” was a compromise, because at first I thought of a different animal. Thought it wouldn’t have made sense with Bucky already being there.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/8 "2008-03-28T14:03:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Your mom.  
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Dude?

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/9 "2008-03-28T14:04:23Z")

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Sorry. Couldn’t leave it hanging.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/10 "2008-03-28T14:08:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Sorry. Couldn’t leave it hanging.  
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Neither could his mom.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/11 "2008-03-28T14:26:52Z")

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“Yeah man, they’re like magically delicious”

(OK, that was about eating Leprechauns for St. Patricks Day, but you know. 😛 )

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/12 "2008-03-28T15:04:03Z")

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[Beer ad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IlxYlcmYU&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/13 "2008-03-28T15:18:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
[Beer ad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IlxYlcmYU&feature=related)  
[/QUOTE]

[Tampon ad](http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=390570)

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/14 "2008-03-28T17:14:25Z")

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Yet one more reason to love _Get Fuzzy_. _petting the copy of “groovitude” sitting on my desk_

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**Author:** ![lunar\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lunar\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunar_elf)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/15 "2008-03-28T17:46:27Z")

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My husband brought home this exact comic to me yesterday. Silly me thought it was just another scrap piece of paper until he told me to read it. I re-read it twice, cause I was like, ‘whaaaat?’ :eek:

Of course I asked if it was a coincidence cause there was SD thread on it too, unless I saw this thread was dated today. 😃

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/16 "2008-03-28T18:45:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
[Beer ad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IlxYlcmYU&feature=related)  
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[QUOTE=Ceejaytee]  
[Tampon ad](http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=390570)  
[/QUOTE]

Fried f&cking gold.

I love beaver.\*

- Reminds me of a time when the then-still-somewhat-recently disgraced Rob Lowe appeared on Dennis Miller Live. Dennis asked about Rob’s politics, and Rob said, “Well, Dennis, anybody who knows anything about me knows … I like Bush.”

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-fuzzy-slides-one-past-the-censors/443041/17 "2008-03-28T20:05:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Ceejaytee]  
[Tampon ad](http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=390570)  
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Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman thought he was getting his period; the brand of tampons he bought was called “Beaver Dam”. Brilliant.
