# Get her a gift she'll always charish!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306 "2008-02-12T18:31:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306/1 "2008-02-12T18:31:07Z")

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Well, since Valentine’s Day is coming up, I figured I’d remind the SDMB of the ultimate gift for the occasion. I’ve had one for a few years. In fact, I was first introduced to this great gift right here on the dope!!

Anyway, get your girl a [Shit Bitch Bear](http://www.tomatoalligator.com/).  
Romance. I haz it.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306/2 "2008-02-12T18:37:25Z")

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“Don’t give a dose to the one you love most,  
give her some marmalade, give her some toast.”  
-shel silverstein

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306/3 "2008-02-12T19:34:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Kuboydal]  
give her some toast."  
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Everyone charishes toast!

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-her-a-gift-shell-always-charish/437306/4 "2008-02-13T01:06:04Z")

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They usually scrape it before eating, though.