# Get McFucked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006 "2005-03-11T13:05:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/1 "2005-03-11T13:05:54Z")

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[Dear McDonalds,](http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200503/s1320947.htm)

It has come to my attention that you are suffering under the delusion that you somehow own the prefix/abbreviation “Mc”.  
While I’m sure your bogan lawyers have wonderfully eloquent and persuasive arguments, cut the bullshit. You do not. Please get over yourself.

In the meantime you are, of course, cordially invited to get McFucked. Please take your McFrivolous lawsuit, add some special sauce and ram it.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/2 "2005-03-11T13:16:24Z")

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That’s McBullshit.

I’d like to hear **jeevmon’s** [take](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306088) [on this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203990) He appears to have a background in this area.

**jeevmon** , give us the scoop on this. Does McBlahBlah have a case or are they just trying to be a bully?

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**Author:** ![cj\_finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@cj\_finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cj_finn)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/3 "2005-03-11T14:05:43Z")

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If I recall correctly, he is an intellectual property attorney (as am I) and knows what he is talking about. Even if he doesn’t 😉 , his post [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5928605&postcount=10) pretty much nails it. McDonalds isn’t really able ignore things that might dilute their mark and their bloodymindeness about the whole affair seems like they (or at least their attorneys) enjoy the process to boot.  
cj

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mycroft\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_H)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/4 "2005-03-11T14:06:38Z")

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And soon:

McDonalds™ (UK) sues the whole of Scotland.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/5 "2005-03-11T14:56:46Z")

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Just like to say awsome thread title.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/6 "2005-03-11T15:14:11Z")

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Looks like McDonalds fucked with the wrong guy.

Go get 'em Mr McBratney!

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/7 "2005-03-11T15:16:33Z")

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> [@Mycroft H.](#):
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> McDonalds™ (UK) sues the whole of Scotland.

I think that someone has to. Lousy Scots.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/8 "2005-03-11T15:28:16Z")

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I’m disappointed. I thought the thread title meant I could go down to Mickey D’s and purchase a quickie in the back room.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/9 "2005-03-11T17:34:25Z")

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> [@cj finn](#):
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> If I recall correctly, he is an intellectual property attorney…

And so is the guy being sued by McDonald’s in the OP’s story.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/10 "2005-03-11T17:39:39Z")

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> [@Mycroft H.](#):
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> And soon:
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> McDonalds™ (UK) sues the whole of Scotland.

Sigh…and I get beaten to the punch again.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/11 "2005-03-11T18:33:06Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> I’m disappointed. I thought the thread title meant I could go down to Mickey D’s and purchase a quickie in the back room.

Yeah. Served up by a bored teenager earning minimum wage. 😉

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/12 "2005-03-11T19:11:30Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> Yeah. Served up by a bored teenager earning minimum wage. 😉

I’m not picky.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/13 "2005-03-11T19:13:06Z")

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Uh oh…my last name is McLaughlin. Better keep a low profile.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/14 "2005-03-11T19:15:49Z")

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I’ll bet McDonald’s still doesn’t have McPenguin burgers!

_McNope! But maybe McLater!_

CAre to guess the source?

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/15 "2005-03-11T19:19:20Z")

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Uh oh.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/16 "2005-03-11T19:20:43Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Uh oh…my last name is McLaughlin. Better keep a low profile.

You shouldn’t worry, sug…it’s about _intellectual_ property. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/17 "2005-03-11T19:22:25Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> _McNope! But maybe McLater!_

Ahem…

It’s _“McNope! But McMaybe McLater!”_

I’ve memorized _Loose Tails_ cover to cover. 🙂

And on preview, McBite me, **harmy**. 😛

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/18 "2005-03-11T19:24:18Z")

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God, I loved Bllom County!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/19 "2005-03-11T19:25:28Z")

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There’s a burger joint in a town out in Panama’s boondocks called _McPato’s_ (McDuck’s). Their logo is a Disney-type duck that resembles one of Donald’s nephews. It has always amused me that they had the temerity to imitate on not one but two of the most rottweilerlike companies in the world in defense of their corporate identities. I’m sure they’ve only been able to get away with it because they’re so far off the beaten track.

What I would _really_ like to see, however, is Disney suing Mickey D’s over the rights to the name “Donald.”

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-mcfucked/294006/20 "2005-03-11T19:25:32Z")

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**Bloom** County :smack:

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