# Get me Johnny Depp! "Sir, we can't afford Johnny Depp." THEN GET ME SKEET ULRICH! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 14, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-me-johnny-depp-sir-we-cant-afford-johnny-depp-then-get-me-skeet-ulrich/532472 "2010-03-14T20:08:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-me-johnny-depp-sir-we-cant-afford-johnny-depp-then-get-me-skeet-ulrich/532472/61 "2010-04-01T02:07:11Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I heard some new actor the other day who had Christian Slater’s voice. Who was that? Thought I’d resurrect this thread for two reasons. One is, I found out who I was thinking of here: Garrett Hedlund, from _Tron Legacy_. And also that Sean Bean is the poor man’s Liam Neeson. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-me-johnny-depp-sir-we-cant-afford-johnny-depp-then-get-me-skeet-ulrich/532472/62 "2010-04-01T02:20:25Z")
Michael Bublé; who you call when Harry Connick Jr is busy. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-me-johnny-depp-sir-we-cant-afford-johnny-depp-then-get-me-skeet-ulrich/532472/63 "2010-04-01T20:57:28Z")
When the movie _Glory Road_ came out, a sports radio guy called Josh Lucas “Matthew McConaughey for a film with limited cap space.” I love that line! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-me-johnny-depp-sir-we-cant-afford-johnny-depp-then-get-me-skeet-ulrich/532472.md?page=3)