# Get Medicine Through The Internet Legally! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891 "2007-04-20T04:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/21 "2007-04-20T23:35:21Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] At least, not unless you’re meant to swallow that “Chi or Energy Ball,” and even then I’m not certain of the psychotropic effects of swallowing … er … balls. [/QUOTE] [Homer Simpson]Mmmmmmmm! ethereal Rocky Mountain oysters![/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/22 "2007-04-20T23:44:10Z")
Did you notice that the auction ends on the 23rd but the seller is away until May 1st? I want my healing NOW damn you, Witch! I could be all better by May. The broom is cool, but I like the rose quartz the best. It’s purdy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/23 "2007-04-20T23:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Ending now. I humbly demand that from now on, no post shall contain the word “the.” And every thread title shall be “Fred MacMurray is in my microwave.” Thanks so much for your cooperation. [/QUOTE] How’s that working out for you? See, told you ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/24 "2007-04-21T01:03:51Z")
> [@](#): > > At least, not unless you’re meant to swallow that “Chi or Energy Ball,” and even then I’m not certain of the psychotropic effects of swallowing … er … balls. Do not taunt “Chi or Energy Ball.” ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/25 "2007-04-21T03:42:08Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup] Do not taunt “Chi or Energy Ball.” [/QUOTE] That horse has already bolted. Do you not notice it wasn’t referred to as the “_Happy_ Chi or Energy Ball?” This thread has made it angry. Woe betide the men who handle that witch’s balls. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/26 "2007-04-21T08:36:00Z")
[MizGrand](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8490660#post8490660) a moment of your time, please ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/27 "2007-04-21T08:45:20Z")
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo] [MizGrand](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8490660#post8490660) a moment of your time, please [/QUOTE] Responded. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/28 "2007-04-21T08:57:46Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Did you go to the bottom of the page to see the other items offered by this seller? I think my favorite is the broom. [/QUOTE] That “Full moon of your choice” looks pretty sweet. I’m thinking maybe Gina Torres? ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/29 "2007-04-21T09:21:11Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] Now now, everybody calm right down. We can re-experience that feeling of one-ness through [telepathic rabbinical healing.](http://www.health-energy.co.il/) [/QUOTE] Also, there’s this that I just found out about: [the online pregnancy test!](http://www.thepregnancytester.com/). Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is! For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/30 "2007-04-21T14:41:58Z")
[QUOTE=Lsura] Also, there’s this that I just found out about: [the online pregnancy test!](http://www.thepregnancytester.com/). Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is! For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman! [/QUOTE] This test is amazing! My baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/31 "2007-04-21T14:52:43Z")
Wow. How do they do that? My kid will have blonde hair, hazel eyes, and top out at a rather robust 14 lbs. 2 oz. And the baby daddy? Ralph Nader. I shit you not. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/32 "2007-04-21T15:04:01Z")
[QUOTE=Lsura] Also, there’s this that I just found out about: [the online pregnancy test!](http://www.thepregnancytester.com/). Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is! [/QUOTE] I’m having a girl! The test says the poor kid is gonna be ginger though. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/33 "2007-04-21T16:22:34Z")
[QUOTE=Lsura] Also, there’s this that I just found out about: [the online pregnancy test!](http://www.thepregnancytester.com/). Try it - not only can it tell you whether your pregnant, but also whether it’s a boy or girl and who the father is! For example, I’m having a fine 10lb 8oz boy - red hair, grey eyes - with Pee Wee Herman! [/QUOTE] Ok - that made me spill my coffee. I’m having a lovely 16lb baby girl (big babies run in my family) with black hair and brown eyes (Mr. SCL has black hair and brown eyes). I didn’t spill my coffee until I asked who the daddy was. Janet Reno. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/34 "2007-04-21T17:15:05Z")
Holy crap! I am having a beautiful 6 lbs, 11 oz little girl with black hair and green eyes. With Fabio. Damn, they did use a really hot picture of the guy, though… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/35 "2007-04-21T18:34:34Z")
I’m having a a beautiful 16 lbs, 9 oz girl with brown hair and green eyes. That’s one big baby! Oh, and the father is… Bill Clinton? Geez, when did I grow a uterus? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/36 "2007-04-21T20:42:25Z")
I have a co-worker who is getting his Master’s in Reiki Energy Healing. It is a physical effort to keep my mouth shut whenever the subject comes up… ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/37 "2007-04-21T20:46:54Z")
Must be something to do with all them there growth hormones in the milk, my baby girl will be another sixteen pounder too. Hysterically, she’s been fathered by Dick Cheney, with the following caption: > [@](#): > > This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can’t think of any other likely way. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/38 "2007-04-21T20:58:40Z")
My babydaddy is Ralph Nader. First time he’s had sex since 1963. ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/39 "2007-04-22T03:39:32Z")
I’m having an 11lb girl (good god I hope it’s a c section with a head that big!), to Janet Reno. That must have been one hell of a night. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891/40 "2007-04-22T03:53:53Z")
I’m having a 14 lb 14 oz baby girl with green eyes and brown hair. Her name is Emily Kate and her daddy is the POPE :eek: the daddy picture is of John Paul … so apparently I’ve been really naughty in a time warp. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-medicine-through-the-internet-legally/400891.md?page=3)