# Get off my plane, mind-melded Fundie zealots! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160 "2000-07-19T23:09:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![redtail23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@redtail23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/redtail23)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/181 "2000-08-17T18:39:31Z")
OK, one more SCA story… One friend has a hot tub. His house is generally full of people who love his hot tub. These are mostly SCAers; nude is the hot tub standard. (Not required, mind you - I actually saw one person in the tub in a swimsuit, once.) Usually everyone collects in the living room and chats for a while before tubbing. One of his favorite things to do is to stand up and say “Alright, everyone, take off your clothes!” This command is always obeyed. Then everyone goes out & jumps in the tub. So just imagine the JW missionary who knocks and is invited in to the living room, a room full of polite, friendly people who _look_ perfectly sane and normal… Hee hee hee. ---
**Author:** ![sirdiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@sirdiesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirdiesel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/182 "2000-08-18T18:50:00Z")
Since my normal posts get ignored, I did a little looking around and finally found the web page for the people who make the red eye contacts. This is their web page: [http://135.145.17.89/WILD/](http://135.145.17.89/WILD/) This is the thing that’ll let you find licensed Wild Eyes dealers in your area: [http://135.145.17.89/WILD/HTML/GETEM/GETEM.HTM](http://135.145.17.89/WILD/HTML/GETEM/GETEM.HTM) I’m personally planning on getting two eight balls in my eyes, then going to the billiards place in my town, and yelling “WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME?”, but that’s a personal thing. Messing with fundies is obviously the primary goal. ---
**Author:** ![sirdiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@sirdiesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirdiesel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/183 "2000-08-18T18:52:04Z")
Unfortunately, these don’t seem to be the guys with the eight balls…Which means there must be another company out there. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/184 "2002-04-17T18:29:45Z")
Thank you, **Magdalene** , for briging this to my attention. These days, more than ever, it’s good to remind others that tolerance, not bigotry and hate, is a surer sign of love for your fellow man (and by man, I mean women, too, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/185 "2002-04-18T05:54:51Z")
And this almost-two-year-old thread got resurrected HOW? Help me out here. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/186 "2002-04-18T07:04:33Z")
Not only is **thinksnow** responding to a two year old thread, he’s apparently responding to something posted on the first page of this four page long, two-year old thread. You feeling okay, **think**? And boy, lookit all the corpses in this one! Satan, Silo, Lexicon, Sqrlcub… Page one is like a fucking mausoleum! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/187 "2002-04-18T07:28:34Z")
**think** , dude, yer fucked up. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/188 "2002-04-18T10:52:50Z")
Maybe **thinksnow** is trying to illustrate the story of Lazarus. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/189 "2002-04-18T14:37:14Z")
Well, it was nice to see Brian’s ( **Satan’s** wit again. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/190 "2002-04-18T15:24:56Z")
Maybe **thinksnow** is doing a ‘Best of the Banned’ thing… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/191 "2002-04-18T17:52:30Z")
What’s this talk about 8 balls? Who has 8 balls? **sirdiesel**? I think 2 balls is just fine! ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/192 "2002-04-18T22:24:22Z")
Woooow, it was very weird to see this up there on the list like that. Spooky. Bad think, bad think. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/193 "2002-04-19T03:19:57Z")
It was really weird for me. Just yesterday I had read [this about Satan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2006546#post2006546) and was considering doing a search for some of his old posts. And then this thread surfaces.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/194 "2002-04-19T03:34:15Z")
Sorry, folks, it’s from an informative thing **Magda** shot my way. I thought it timely, timeless, actually and thus, it’s back. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/195 "2002-04-19T09:38:50Z")
**FreakFreely** is on that first page too. (OK, he’s not _banned_ exactly, but I don’t think we need dredge up _that_ little issue again). And whatever happened to **Oldscratch**? Wow. This thread was on the first page of the Pit when I first joined up. I almost posted to it then but didn’t really feel that what I had to say was important enough. How times have changed, eh? (Ah, self-deprecating wit). So I shall finally rectify that situation. **Satan** - sounds like your flight sucked. There. Now I may rest in peace. pan ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/196 "2002-04-19T21:06:29Z")
yeah, but it reminds me of SQRL… i wonder, did they say that he could come back if he asked nicely? or was that just an illusion of my fevered mind? ---
**Author:** ![Riboflavin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Riboflavin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riboflavin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/197 "2002-04-19T23:42:22Z")
Whatever happened to Satan anyway? I remember him from back when I first started reading these boards. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/198 "2002-04-20T20:46:30Z")
look up his profile, and look at his last posts. That’s what i usually do when i run across some random guy whose been banned. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/199 "2002-04-20T20:50:48Z")
Just leaving my mark on this thread. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160/200 "2002-04-21T04:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Riboflavin \* > \*\*Whatever happened to Satan anyway? I remember him from back when I first started reading these boards. \*\* [Satan has been banned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62742&highlight=satan) by Ed Zotti [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-off-my-plane-mind-melded-fundie-zealots/26160.md?page=11)