# Get Out Of Death Free Card

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447 "2021-03-22T18:14:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447/1 "2021-03-22T18:14:00Z")

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I’ve got a free “Get Out Of Death” card that will revive you from any death, with memory of how you died intact but the memory of the pain gone…but I only have one, and you have to _earn_ it by telling me on how you plan to die in a spectacularly insane and/or stupid manner.  
Bring it on!

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447/2 "2021-03-22T19:52:37Z")

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Death by a thousand matches.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447/3 "2021-03-22T20:02:27Z")

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I’d like to be completly frozen solid by lying under a tank of liquid nitrogen and letting it flow all over me until I was rock solid. That would be so cool.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447/4 "2021-03-22T21:06:17Z")

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I always thought hydroplaning off of Niagara Falls would be the way to go.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-death-free-card/938447/5 "2021-03-24T00:02:13Z")

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Not remembering that I’d doused myself in _Meaty, by Dior_ just prior to raising my hand to volunteer during the lion-taming act at the circus.