# Get out of my dreams and get into my car

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 12, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887 "2004-02-12T18:04:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gumbercules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gumbercules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumbercules)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/1 "2004-02-12T18:04:34Z")

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Haha, now that song is stuck in your head!

Why should I suffer alone?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/2 "2004-02-12T19:02:07Z")

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D’oh!

All right, just for that, you get…

“Let’s hear it for the boy!  
Let’s give the boy a haa-a-aaaand!  
Let’s hear it for my babay,  
Oh you gotta understaaa-aaa-aaand…”

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/3 "2004-02-12T19:12:39Z")

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"Who let the dogs out?  
Who? Who? "

So there

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**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/4 "2004-02-12T19:20:42Z")

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dit dit di di  
dit dit di di  
dit dit dit dit dit da di di  
once you get that one you’re hosed for the rest of the week.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/5 "2004-02-12T19:28:55Z")

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“Looks like … Muskrat Lo-o-o-o-ove”

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**Author:** ![twit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twit)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/6 "2004-02-12T20:33:01Z")

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I’ll tell you what I want, what I really want  
So tell me what you want what you really really want  
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want  
So tell me what you want, what you really really want. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/7 "2004-02-12T20:37:14Z")

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Aaaw, Sugar  
(do-do-DO-do-do-do)  
Aaaw, honey-honey  
(do-do-DO-do-do-do)  
You are my candy, girl!  
And you got me wantin’ you…

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/8 "2004-02-12T20:40:46Z")

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[crazy dude from American Idol]  
She bang! She bang! Oh bay-ee! She move! She move!  
[/cdfai]

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/9 "2004-02-12T20:47:50Z")

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Karmakarmakarmakarmakarma chameleon,  
You come and gooooo,  
You come and gooooooo…

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**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/10 "2004-02-12T20:56:44Z")

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Some chimps in swimsuits  
Some chimps in Jackboots  
Some chimps in hard hats  
Some chimps who love cats  
I’ve got some shaved chimps; that’s chimps devoid of any hair  
I’ve got depraved chimps dressed up in women’s underwear.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/11 "2004-02-12T21:09:40Z")

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> [@noname](#):
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> "Who let the dogs out?  
> Who? Who? "

Gee, thanks. I had managed to forget that stupid Dish Network commercial (“Who let the pigs in?”). Pigs don’t bark, you morons!

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**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/12 "2004-02-12T21:31:27Z")

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Oh Mickey, you’re so fine,  
You’re so fine you blow my mind  
Hey Mickey

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/13 "2004-02-12T23:04:32Z")

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[Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya!](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/14 "2004-02-13T00:34:33Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> [Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya!](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/)

Well … at least it’s marginally more entertaining than [Badgers, Badgers, Badgers](http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/15 "2004-02-13T01:04:57Z")

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One, two, three, four  
Tell the people what she wore

It

Was

An

Itsy-bitsy, Teeny-weeny, yellow, polka-dot bikini  
That she wore for the first time that day

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/16 "2004-02-13T01:40:15Z")

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I’ve been to Paradise,  
but I’ve never been to me.

Hey Lady, sweet lady, don’t just…  
(I’ll let the musician in your mind finish the verse. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/17 "2004-02-13T01:57:57Z")

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It’s 15 minutes since I’ve posted the above and I can’t get the song out of my head… why, oh WHY do I do this to myself??? :mad:

“I’ve spent my time exploring the subtle whoring…”

☹

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/18 "2004-02-13T03:38:18Z")

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In between classes today I went to the restroom. Something, and I have no idea what, put the “Inspector Gadget” theme into my head as I entered the restroom. I’m still baffled.

\*DO DO DO DO DO Inspector Gadget

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ooh ooh!\*

aw crap now it’s back in my head

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/19 "2004-02-13T04:33:51Z")

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I feel obligated to add one of the worst offenders of ‘earworms’.

HALL AND OATES.

_Ohh, ohh, here she comes!  
Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!  
Ohh, ohh, here she comes!  
She’s a maaaan-eater!_

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-out-of-my-dreams-and-get-into-my-car/228887/20 "2004-02-13T07:05:27Z")

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[Dr. Evil]

What if God was one of us?

Bloop, bloop, bloopy bloop…

[/Dr. Evil]

No sh\*t, that on’s been stuck in my mind for a week now…

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