# Get ready for a snowflake storm, Netflix has signed a deal with the Obamas

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 21, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570 "2018-05-21T17:33:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/41 "2018-05-23T19:02:17Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Obama’s primary offense is/was being black. He compounded that by going to Harvard, which makes him worse than being a black man-- it confirms that he’s an UPPITY black man, the worst kind. The kind that doesn’t know and keep in His Place. And then he married a woman who also went to Harvard! Who the fuck do they think they are? They seem to think they’re as good as White People! :eek:

Can you imagine the outrage if you changed “went to Harvard” for “on (or even was on) welfare”.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/42 "2018-05-23T19:10:30Z")

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My money’s on Barack directing S3 of Jessica Jones. That Marvel shit is where it’s at!

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/43 "2018-05-23T19:55:59Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> My money’s on Barack directing S3 of Jessica Jones. That Marvel shit is where it’s at!

I can see that. The Punisher is definitely not his style.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/44 "2018-05-23T19:59:26Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Obama’s primary offense is/was being black. He compounded that by going to Harvard, which makes him worse than being a black man-- it confirms that he’s an UPPITY black man, the worst kind. The kind that doesn’t know and keep in His Place. And then he married a woman who also went to Harvard! Who the fuck do they think they are? They seem to think they’re as good as White People! :eek:

> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Can you imagine the outrage if you changed “went to Harvard” for “on (or even was on) welfare”.

Can you imagine the outrage if he had five children by three different women like Donald Trump?

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/45 "2018-05-23T20:04:08Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Can you imagine the outrage if …

… he insulted John McCain?  
… he ordered an investigation into the investigator investigating him?  
… he played golf 100 times his first year in office?

Where do you stop?

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/46 "2018-05-23T20:21:15Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> No, Republicans are the snowflakes. They’re white; they’re cold; and if you get enough of them in one place they shut down the schools.

> [@chappachula](#):
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> you win the thread. 🙂

Hell, he wins the internet for the day.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/47 "2018-05-23T21:12:46Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> No, Republicans are the snowflakes. They’re white; they’re cold; and if you get enough of them in one place they shut down the schools.

Stolen. And already on my Facebook feed.

Better (and easier) to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/48 "2018-05-23T21:20:32Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> Can someone explain the mouth-frothing hatred many conservatives seem to have toward the Obamas? I understand disagreeing with Barack’s policies, but for eight years he was a dignified leader who conducted himself with civility and fairness. And what did Michelle ever do to hurt anyone? Please don’t say it’s just racism. I know that’s a factor, but I can’t believe that’s all it is.

The key to your confusion is their claiming to be “conservatives.” They are reactionaries, pure and simple, and if you correct for them, you’ll find that actual conservatives likely concede that President Obama’s North, while it may have been NNE or NNW, at least wasn’t South, as it is for the America-hating fuckstick.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/49 "2018-05-23T21:37:14Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> The key to your confusion is their claiming to be “conservatives.” They are reactionaries, pure and simple, and if you correct for them, you’ll find that actual conservatives likely concede that President Obama’s North, while it may have been NNE or NNW, at least wasn’t South, as it is for the America-hating fuckstick.

Can you cite me any conservatives who have a positive view of Obama?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/50 "2018-05-23T21:42:18Z")

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Probably. Name a few conservatives.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/51 "2018-05-23T22:49:22Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Can you cite me any conservatives who have a positive view of Obama?
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> > [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> > Probably. Name a few conservatives.

Then, name a few “True” conservatives!

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/52 "2018-05-23T22:56:09Z")

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Barry Goldwater. Oh, wait, dead. “Little Billy” Buckley! Oh, wait, dead. Ponder, ponder…

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/53 "2018-05-23T23:35:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The opening episode, featuring Barack Obama, was so mind-numbingly dull that I fell asleep on my living room floor in the middle. I woke up fifteen minutes later and asked my wife what I missed. “Nothing,” she said. While I miss the Obama years as much as any good bourgeois Democrat, he offers nothing but homilies, and Letterman does everything but remove his shoes and kiss his feet.

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> The show should be retitled _Dave Letterman’s Cavalcade Of Liberal Guilt_. He’s atoning for all his sins, and all of ours.

> **[David Letterman’s Netflix Show Is An Endless, Awkward Parade Of Liberal Guilt](https://decider.com/2018/05/23/david-letterman-netflix-liberal-guilt/)**
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> Comedy, in David Letterman's endgame eyes, means always having to say you're sorry.

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/54 "2018-05-23T23:42:29Z")

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> **[Obama Is a Republican - The American Conservative](https://www.theamericanconservative.com/obama-is-a-republican/)**
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> He’s the heir to Richard Nixon, not Saul Alinsky.

[http://republicansforobama.org/](http://republicansforobama.org/)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/55 "2018-05-23T23:52:40Z")

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> [@mikecurtis](#):
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> [http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/obama-is-a-republican/](http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/obama-is-a-republican/)
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> [http://republicansforobama.org/](http://republicansforobama.org/)

The first is an article from 2014. The second one is for the 2012 election and doesn’t appear to have been updated in 6 years.

Anything more recent than this?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ready-for-a-snowflake-storm-netflix-has-signed-a-deal-with-the-obamas/814570/56 "2018-05-24T01:31:09Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> [David Letterman's Netflix Show Is An Endless Parade Of Liberal Guilt](https://decider.com/2018/05/23/david-letterman-netflix-liberal-guilt/)

So, as we trudge through the sucking mud of the fever swamp, we look back on days of picnics in a grassy meadow. But we should not exaggerate, romanticize, we should remember the unpleasant truths.

Yes, there were ants. There weren’t any water moccasins. Or snap turtles.

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