# get rid of russert

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 17, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516 "2012-07-17T13:50:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/21 "2012-07-19T01:48:02Z")

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> [@Shoujin](#):
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> /drool.
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> Lil’ sour cream too. Basement-Allosaurus likee.

Please tell me more about this basement-allosaurus of which you speak. I am at work and afraid to google search your terrific terminology.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/22 "2012-07-19T03:18:27Z")

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> [@tellthetruth](#):
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> Yukon Gold, cut up, boiled…add plenty of butter and chopped fresh parsley.

Hmm… I have a mental association of [Yukon Jack](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukon_Jack_%28liqueur%29) when I hear Yukon Gold. There must be some way to make that into a recipe…

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/23 "2012-07-19T04:08:28Z")

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I opened this expecting a zombie thread from 2004, which had been bumped by someone unaware that Tim Russert was dead.

I am now disappointed. -1 to the OP. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shoujin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoujin/32/3884_2.png) [@Shoujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoujin)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/24 "2012-07-19T11:44:00Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Please tell me more about this basement-allosaurus of which you speak. I am at work and afraid to google search your terrific terminology.

Well, if there’s a raptor-jesus at the apex of… well, something, then there should be a basement-allosaurus at the nadir.

Bah, too much wine last night and not enough coffee this morning. Just roll w/ it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/25 "2012-07-19T12:17:24Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I just can’t watch the guy due to his grotesque nostril-flares. Dude’s a freakin’ Clydesdale. :eek:

Just be glad he doesn’t have Chris Wallace’s dimples.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-rid-of-russert/628516/26 "2012-07-19T13:04:54Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Just be glad he doesn’t have Chris Wallace’s dimples.

Or look like [F. Murray Abraham](http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&newwindow=1&tbm=isch&tbnid=MoWV7K2rQC9L7M:&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/123/000024051/&docid=HHs6U4eSA9WjbM&imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/123/000024051/fma.jpg&w=220&h=250&ei=hwQIUKGEM4b00gGErZWBBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=336&vpy=166&dur=669&hovh=188&hovw=167&tx=92&ty=102&sig=107977707109648243708&page=1&tbnh=157&tbnw=144&start=0&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:79&biw=1328&bih=869) with [makeup](http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&sa=N&tbm=isch&tbnid=GQR9DAMTxA6iFM:&imgrefurl=http://www.anunews.net/blog/%3Fp%3D26349&docid=n62GwRAHKLwg1M&imgurl=http://www.anunews.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/aa-Andrea-Mitchell.jpg&w=411&h=594&ei=mAQIUIaZHeLG0QGVqKHVAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=767&vpy=473&dur=385&hovh=179&hovw=137&tx=91&ty=102&sig=107977707109648243708&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=119&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0,i:153&biw=1328&bih=869).

Which is not to say she’s isn’t attractive. It’s just…disconcerting.

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