# Get to know each other...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 18, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836 "2009-03-18T02:47:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/301 "2009-03-27T14:34:41Z")

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> [@Simmerdown](#):
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> Do you speak a foreign language fluently?

Nope. I can read French well enough to get the gist of it, but forget speaking or being spoken to.

Doing anything fun this weekend?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/302 "2009-03-27T14:50:03Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Doing anything fun this weekend?

Going to Firkin & Kegler for a friend’s birthday… it’s a combination bowling alley, restaurant, bar, nightclub, pool hall, arcade and some other stuff. I wish I’d thought of it first.

Do you send thank you cards?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/303 "2009-03-27T16:00:15Z")

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Yes, to everyone but immediate family on both sides.

Do you still listen to vinyl?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/304 "2009-03-27T16:04:32Z")

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No. Some cassettes still, but mostly CDs or my iPod.

Re: thank-you notes…

Q: Why don’t Southern belles like orgies?  
A: Too many thank-you notes.

Do you like dirty jokes?

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**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/305 "2009-03-27T17:52:34Z")

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Like a white horse falling in the mud, kinda dirty?..

Do you give to charity?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/306 "2009-03-27T18:33:05Z")

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Yes, maybe more than I should, given our budget.

Do you own more than two umbrellas?

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/307 "2009-03-27T18:37:28Z")

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No.

Is Mount Rushmore worth going to repeatedly?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/308 "2009-03-27T18:53:31Z")

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I haven’t been once and have no plans to go, so guess not.

Would you like to live in your favorite vacation destination?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/309 "2009-03-27T20:09:42Z")

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That would be the Outer Banks of N.C., and no.

Have you built a snowman (or snowwoman) in the last five years?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/310 "2009-03-27T20:50:00Z")

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No.

Would you eat animal eyeballs for $1000?

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/311 "2009-03-27T21:05:52Z")

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Only if my gay boyfriend was there to make me.

Do you have a thousand dollars?

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/312 "2009-03-27T21:09:35Z")

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double post

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/313 "2009-03-27T21:19:20Z")

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Not on me, damn!

Are you writing this from a laptop?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/314 "2009-03-27T21:59:30Z")

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Nope – not only a desktop machine, but one with a big dinosaur of a monitor.

Have you ever watched a full episode of _Oprah_?

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/315 "2009-03-28T00:53:43Z")

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God help me, yes.

Have you ever had a panic attack?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/316 "2009-03-28T01:13:38Z")

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No.

Have you ever regretted getting too drunk at an office Christmas party?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/317 "2009-03-28T02:21:47Z")

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No.

Have you ever had sex in an elevator?

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/318 "2009-03-28T02:29:20Z")

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Elevator no, airplane, yes.

Have you ever started a big project only to realize that there’s no way you have the skills or knowledge to pull it off?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/319 "2009-03-28T03:02:42Z")

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> [@erleichda](#):
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> Only if my gay boyfriend was there to make me.
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> Do you have a thousand dollars?

Yes, but not for the likes of you, ya eyeball eater.

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-each-other/489836/320 "2009-03-28T04:17:22Z")

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> [@Simmerdown](#):
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> Elevator no, airplane, yes.
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> Have you ever started a big project only to realize that there’s no way you have the skills or knowledge to pull it off?

Yes.

Have you ever been a victim of a crime?

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