# Get to know me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-me/291696>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-me/291696 "2005-02-24T14:09:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-me/291696/1 "2005-02-24T14:09:05Z")

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[John Lovitz]  
Are the problems of society getting you down? Do you have debt up to your eyeballs? Do you want answers to lifes every day problems? If you answered, “Yes” to any of these questions, then…

**Get To Know Me!!!**

What are my likes? What are my dislikes? Just where is my secret tatoo? Get to know me and find out.

Here is a letter from somone who got to know me:

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> Dear Dragwyr.
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> Before I got to know you I was noone, nowhere, and nobody. Nobody liked me and I had bad teeth. But then I got to know you. Well, I still have that teeth problem but today they call me **QUEEN ELIZABETH!**

Get To Know Me.

What do I eat for breakfast. What’s my favorite movie? Do I cry at weddings? Get to know me and find out!

Here is another letter from somone who got to know me.

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> Dear Dragwyr.
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> Before I got to know you I was nobody, nowhere, noone. People used to pick on me and I was a 87 pound weakling. But since I’ve gotten to know, people call me… **the Governor of California!**

GET TO KNOW ME!

Now, here’s a letter from somone who didn’t get to know me.

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> Dear \_\_\_\_\_,
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> I didn’t get to know you.
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> Signed,
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> Nobody.

So GET TO KNOW ME!!!  
[/John Lovitz]

The above was inspired by [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5878708) I just couldn’t help it. It started going through my head.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-to-know-me/291696/2 "2005-02-24T14:52:43Z")

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You \*look \* kind of familiar . . . do I know you?