# Get well soon Lynn **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512 "2003-04-04T18:29:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/1 "2003-04-04T18:29:26Z")
Since a little sucking up never did anyone any harm. Hope you get better soon **Lynn**. We appreciate the work you do here. Oh, and as this is the pit… Fuck you smegmerising germs and you pustulational bacteria, you one celled freaks get right up my fucking nose. And viruses, well fuck off and die you viruses, I hope **CRorex** has a chance to immerse you with the most painful reagent he has ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/2 "2003-04-04T18:33:28Z")
Get well soon. The Pit needs you, rather desperately of late. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/3 "2003-04-04T18:35:56Z")
SEND CHOCOLATES! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/4 "2003-04-04T18:46:33Z")
Please take care. Drink juice and eat chicken noo-noo soup. I will be sending healthy vibes your way. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/5 "2003-04-04T19:05:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*SEND CHOCOLATES! \*\* What??! The poor lady’s out sick, and you want her to rush out and buy you some chocolate, and … what? Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/6 "2003-04-04T19:12:14Z")
Heh, **Ethilrist** , I had the exact same thought. But hey, if she’s up to sending chocolates, well, she can send some out here, too! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/7 "2003-04-04T19:19:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **Please take care. Drink juice and eat chicken noo-noo soup.** Well, don’t tell [Anahita](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=173764) about that! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/8 "2003-04-04T19:38:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*Fuck you smegmerising germs and you pustulational bacteria, you one celled freaks get right up my fucking nose. And viruses, well fuck off and die you viruses, I hope **CRorex** has a chance to immerse you with the most painful reagent he has \*\* It just came in today actually. It’s got a little skull and crossbones on it with large letters VERY TOXIC. It’s a level 5 health hazzard. Anyhoo, hope you feel better soon! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/9 "2003-04-04T19:58:05Z")
Best Wishes **Lynn**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/10 "2003-04-04T22:59:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*SEND CHOCOLATES! \*\* I just want to point out that it is hilarious to see **vanilla** asking for **Chocolate**!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/11 "2003-04-04T23:42:22Z")
Now now chaps, I’m sure **vanilla** ment send Chocolates to [B}Lynn\*\*. I don’t know much about **Lynn** but she closed a jd/j-c thread today saying she was feeling sick as a dog. Which lead me to open this thread. Now I think about it, maybe she was refering to some strange DS relationship and that she was sick of playing the part of a dog. But I’ll assume she is poorly and in need of well getting. ---
**Author:** ![Pollo\_Boyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pollo\_Boyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollo_Boyo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/12 "2003-04-05T01:52:41Z")
I would also like to submit my get well wishes for approval for posting. And who wanted the chicken noodle soup? I just got out of the tub and got a fresh batch right here… ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/13 "2003-04-05T02:13:35Z")
OUR Lynn is unwell? That’s not good. Get better soon, Lynn! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/14 "2003-04-05T03:15:57Z")
Hope you get well soon, **Lynn** ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/15 "2003-04-05T16:25:18Z")
Sending all my love and best wishes, darlin’. ::huggles:: Cheri ---
**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/16 "2003-04-05T17:36:32Z")
Are we talking pancreatic cancer sick or someone just having a flu? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/17 "2003-04-06T00:20:17Z")
Thanks, everyone. I get these…episodes, where I review everything I’ve eaten since my LAST episode, up close and personal. This is accompanied by a very high fever (usually over 103), chills, diarrhea, and occasional delirium. The episodes last from 3 to 7 days, and my family and I have worked out how to take care of me during this time. Since I get delusional, my husband and daughter have to make sure that I take my insulin and at least drink some Sprite each day. If I RECOGNIZE that I’m about to have one of these episodes, then I’ll go to the hospital. However, if I don’t realize it until I’m starting to get delusional, then I resist going. Don’t worry, I get too sick to sit in front of a keyboard before I get delusional, so the only effect it has on my moderation is that I’m not around to do my job. Well, after these episodes I’m very weak and sore, but I can moderate during that. Nope, the docs don’t know what is causing this, other than an unidentified infection. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/18 "2003-04-06T01:45:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t worry, I get too sick to sit in front of a keyboard before I get delusional… Anyone else slightly disappointed to hear that? Get well soon, **Lynn**. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-well-soon-lynn/166512/19 "2003-04-06T02:14:38Z")
I was assuming Lynn had a healthy dog. Never mind. Get well soon.