# Get ya new noble titles here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626 "2003-05-16T06:11:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/1 "2003-05-16T06:11:30Z")
Just found this site (thanks to **Akatsukami** )… the generator gives you a shinyh new name and title to go along with it. It’s pretty neat… [Random Name and Title Generator](http://title.flywheel.org) Even when I’d clearly marked down “female” in the sex field, it sometimes turned me into a GUY! :eek: Sometimes it would insert random middle names into my title, even when I’d given it no middle names to start with. And sometimes… it gave me things I just did not like. But here are a few that I did like: You shall henceforth be known as: \*\*Warden of Beef Jerky, Flami Nina Brolx \*\* \*Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program. \* \*\*Agent of People Who Say “Turn That Frown Upside Down”, Ms. Subroutine Ragnar Hamsterette \*\* \*We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. \* **Associate Goddness-In-Training of Silly People Who Don’t Like Using Calculators, Alena Y. Perez** _The Monkey-Man will MAKE you believe!_ So how about you guys? Anyone want to play? 🙂 (and no, you obviously don’t have to put your middle name, or even fill out all of the fields… it’ll work just fine with a fake name, or with only one field filled out) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/2 "2003-05-16T06:16:42Z")
My brain is obviously out to lunch… For “shinyh,” read “shiny.” For “your middle name,” read “your real name.” F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/3 "2003-05-16T06:19:18Z")
I love it! I came up with: _Justice of The Ridiculous Army of Men in Tights, Perky L’il Rico Of The SDMB XV_ Very good, **Flammy**! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/4 "2003-05-16T06:22:51Z")
I am: Vice Chancellor’s Under Secretary of Man-Lesbian Love So I’m a member of the porn nobility. Why does that feel oddly appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/5 "2003-05-16T06:24:36Z")
Sorry to reply to my own post so many times… but there’s another correction tyhat has to be made. For “goddness,” read “goddess.” F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/6 "2003-05-16T06:39:12Z")
:smack: My fingers just aren’t cooperating with my brain, tonight. Either that, or **Gaudere** ’s Law is catching up with me. Anywaze… For “tyhat,” read “that.” Aiya! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/7 "2003-05-16T08:13:11Z")
I am: Princess of The Alliance of Random Acts of Violence, Angua Aikens. Hmmm… why does that seem strangely appropriate? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/8 "2003-05-16T08:14:20Z")
Awesome! Viscount of Big Beef Burritos Supreme, **jackelope** ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/9 "2003-05-16T09:47:26Z")
**Grand Tsar of Rapscallions, Michael Trout Ellis** ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/10 "2003-05-16T10:49:44Z")
> [@](#): > > You shall henceforth be known as: > > \*\*Vice Chamberlain of Meat In A Cone, Ninevah Thanatos O’Powell \*\* > > Great shades of Elvis! …yet it’s the Elvis line that really cracks me up! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/11 "2003-05-16T10:58:08Z")
You shall henceforth be known as: \*\*Empress of Haunted Houses, Fairy Chat Mom \*\* The avalanche has started; it’s too late for the pebbles to vote. or: \*\*Secondary Dragon of The Moon, Fairy Chat Mom \*\* You know, it’s not going to make the pain go away… or: **Chairwoman Emeritus of Picking On Nerds, Fairy Chat Mom** There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t. Which is more _me_? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/12 "2003-05-16T11:02:50Z")
**Grand Sultan of Random Acts of Violence, Rapscallions and The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Robert of Ulf** How apropos! 😃 Tripler It’s like they can read my mind, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/13 "2003-05-16T11:25:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Kahuna of Mice, Master Dave Bear \*\* > \*ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US. \* I think that title should belong to **flybynight**. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\*Warden of The Deviant Sexual Practice Appreciation Society, Scrum-Diddly Dave Bear \*\* > \*Also, you’re secretly in love with Casey. \* Anyone know who Casey is? And, if I’m only the Warden, who’s President? > [@](#): > > \*\*Provost of The Opposite of Panties, Brother Davebear M. Roberts \*\* > \*Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter. \* What _is_ the opposite of panties? > [@](#): > > \*\*Boss of Goofy Girls and Their Poor Taste in Music (e.g. Q-Tip), Davebear Simon \*\* > \*Great shades of Elvis! \* Thank ya’. Thank ya’ verra much. > [@](#): > > \*\*Master Poobah Junior Grade of Nipples, Davebear M. Simpson \*\* > _My sources say ‘No’._ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/14 "2003-05-16T11:39:40Z")
This is just sooooooooooo true. **Agent-In-Training of Scopin’ Hotties, Caught@Work** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/15 "2003-05-16T11:52:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Associate Marquise of Rapscallions, Twickster Havisham\*\* I don’t really need to ask for a second opinion, do I? and yet I shall… > [@](#): > > \*\* > Princess of Indefinite Timeframes, Twickster Jolly \*\* > _Now we do the dance of joy._ Damn, I could spend all day on this. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/16 "2003-05-16T11:53:22Z")
You shall henceforth be known as: Ombudsman of Phyla and Refrigerator-like Things, Dan Roods Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand. Oh boy! Someone toss me a Bud! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/17 "2003-05-16T11:56:20Z")
Apparently I am either: **Raja of Raping and Piliging** Which is intresting because I’m female or: **Minor Countess of Cow Tipping** Which is funny because I live in farm country… ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/18 "2003-05-16T12:14:58Z")
**CEO of Picking On Nerds, Honey Dew** _You have something in your teeth. No, no, right there._ **Commander of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Honey Dew** (I could work with **Fly** on this???) 😃 **Co-Fuhrerin of Man-Cat Love, Darth Honey Dew** _You want fries with that?_ **Inspector Junior Grade of Condoms, Honey Dew** _So it goes._ :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/19 "2003-05-16T12:50:30Z")
I’m the new **Mistress-In-Training of The Inept Navy of White-Collar Crime**. Wow, I didn’t even know it _had_ a navy! ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/20 "2003-05-16T13:14:41Z")
\*\*The Great Winged Goat Person of Nipples, Donna Jessica Rae Schellhammer \*\* or \*\*Grand Empress of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Jessica D’Montoya \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626.md?page=2)