# Get ya new noble titles here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626 "2003-05-16T06:11:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/41 "2003-05-16T19:26:16Z")
Dominar of The Bad Pun Coalition, The Man With The Golden Gun Interesting. I started a thread a few weeks back on bad puns. Vice Baron Junior Grade of The… Slow… Talkers… of… America…, The Man With The Golden Gun, Jr I talk very fast. Chairman-In-Training of Big Beef Burritos Supreme Okay, two out of three ain’t bad. I gotta know where it comes up with these. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/42 "2003-05-16T19:53:34Z")
Well I used my “real” nickname instead of my SDMB screenname for this one, and no one else has gotten it yet, so I’ll post it: Deacon of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Pho Cadenhead _You still can’t make it with an A-List chickie._ But I though cheerleaders \*were]/i] A-List chickies? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/43 "2003-05-16T19:58:37Z")
Damn, I wanted to be \*\*Lady Fanny From Omaha \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/44 "2003-05-16T20:12:30Z")
Eve _Nicole?_ I’m so outrageous! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/45 "2003-05-16T20:15:32Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Eve_ > > \*\*I seem to be “General of Songs About Trains, Eve Nicole Golden” \*\* \ Eve likes country-western music! Eve likes country-western music! \ ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/46 "2003-05-16T20:32:34Z")
Vice Chancellor’s Under Secretary of Scopin’ Hotties **verbenabeast** they KNOW me ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/47 "2003-05-16T20:40:07Z")
I am now **The Marquis of Lolly-Gaggers** I like it. Or I could be **Teenage Mutant Ninja Constable of All Things Not Pertaining to Passers-By, Zebra, The Ofttimes Chaste** This one not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/48 "2003-05-16T20:43:21Z")
But after many tries I am now **Tsar of The Ancient Order of Making Cheerleaders Squeal** Now we’re talking. ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/49 "2003-05-16T20:45:43Z")
You shall henceforth be known as: \*\*Superintendent of The Lolly-Gagger Coalition, Gina Bui V \*\* The titles all go to eleven. Look, right across the site: eleven, eleven, eleven… (kekekekeke) ---
**Author:** ![Salty\_Captain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Salty\_Captain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salty_Captain)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/50 "2003-05-16T20:49:54Z")
After trying only once it came out with this: Presidant of men in tights, scrumptious (_insert real name here_) _sure beats “Crack Whore”_ ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/51 "2003-05-16T21:19:21Z")
I stopped with: **Sub Regent-In-Training of Upper Volta and Dating Fat Chicks, Jedi Master NE Texan II** \*Help! I’m trapped in a random title and name generator! \* That one just cracked me up. I’m keeping it. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/52 "2003-05-16T21:23:05Z")
I’m sure there was supposed to be something in the title about bad coding, as well, but I seem to have snipped it. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/53 "2003-05-16T21:48:25Z")
I am also Fuhrer of Lesbians… Um… **Zebra** would ya be willin’ ta swap? ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/54 "2003-05-16T23:32:23Z")
Commander of Sticking Your Head and Arms Out the Window, Snoop Doggy Tiffany Nicole Taylor ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/55 "2003-05-16T23:58:55Z")
Moff of The Reformed Order of Your Mom, Señor Eman Ramos What’s a Moff? ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/56 "2003-05-17T00:32:49Z")
“Moff” is a title Lucas made up for the Star Wars books/movies… remember Grand Moff Tarkin? some of the more Star Wars geeky among us can probably elucidate further… ---
**Author:** ![Moxmaiden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Moxmaiden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moxmaiden)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/57 "2003-05-17T00:48:42Z")
\*You shall henceforth be known as: Queen of The Reformed Order of Penii, Moxmaiden Bandersnatch So it goes. \* I like this one! 😃 Melissa ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/58 "2003-05-17T00:54:46Z")
Ooh, me likes! (Balan is the faux last name I use on net forms) **Sub Czarina of Boring Books, Guinastasia W. T. F. Balan** Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. **Super Baroness of White-Collar Crime, Guinastasia Balan** Understanding is a three-edged sword. \*\*Princess of The Stating The Obvious Bank and Trust, Guinastasia Balan \*\* Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978 \*\*Goddess of Baby Monkeys, Guinastasia Balan \*\* Now that’s what I call a sticky situation. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/59 "2003-05-17T00:57:21Z")
Oh-a “Moff” in SW speak is like a governor. Remember Tarkin the first movie? He was a Grand Moff. ---
**Author:** ![Moxmaiden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Moxmaiden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moxmaiden)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626/60 "2003-05-17T00:59:04Z")
Ok, so I kept going. Now which one should I keep? 😃 \*You shall henceforth be known as: Queen of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Moxmaiden Asimov VII Great shades of Elvis! Greater Contessa of Lesbians, Moxmaiden Janssen ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US. Viscountess of Deviant Sexual Practices, Moxmaiden Guter The avalanche has started; it’s too late for the pebbles to vote. Countess of The Sun, Moxmaiden Heddy McAdams There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t. \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-ya-new-noble-titles-here/175626.md?page=4)