# Get yer blonde jokes here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-blonde-jokes-here/25567 "2000-07-14T14:57:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-blonde-jokes-here/25567/21 "2000-07-15T02:09:39Z")
A blonde and a brunette fell off a building…which one hit the ground first? The brunette…the blonde had to stop and ask directions. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-blonde-jokes-here/25567/22 "2000-07-15T02:40:12Z")
A blonde is doing a puzzle and needs some help. She cals her boyfreind on the phone. guy: What is the picture of? blonde: Its a big cock. guy: PUT THE DAMN CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE BOX!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-blonde-jokes-here/25567/23 "2000-07-15T03:05:35Z")
From the OP: “Feel free to substitute the appropriate follicle color.” I’m pleased that no one has felt the need to do so. Brunette/Redhead jokes just don’t have the same ring to them. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cher \* > \*\*I’m a blonde woman and I take offence to blonde jokes. I’m a highly intelligent person. > \*\* Highly intelligent? “Offence” is actually spelled offense. Yep, you’re blonde. (I had to, no one else did.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-blonde-jokes-here/25567.md?page=1)