# Get yer Bond Villian mojo here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377 "2001-12-01T23:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/1 "2001-12-01T23:08:52Z")
## [Which](http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/villain.html) Bond Villian are ya? You are Oddjob. You enjoy bowler hats, golf caddying, and killing people in hand-to-hand combat. You are played by Harold Sakata in Goldfinger. Golf caddying? WTF! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/2 "2001-12-01T23:17:19Z")
You are Pussy Galore. You enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases. You are played by Honor Blackman in Goldfinger. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/3 "2001-12-01T23:24:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*You are Pussy Galore. Somewhere in the still night of Texas…a young man casts a knowing smile… ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/4 "2001-12-02T00:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > You are Dr Kananga. > You enjoy tarot readings, growing drugs, and throwing people to hungry crocodiles. > > You are played by Yaphet Kotto in Live and Let Die. [sub]'Cept, he’s male, African-American, and doing evil stuff when I was in primary school. Oh, well …[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/5 "2001-12-02T00:25:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > > \*\*You are Pussy Galore. > > Somewhere in the still night of Texas…a young man casts a knowing smile… \*\* LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/6 "2001-12-02T00:35:03Z")
> [@](#): > > You are Francisco Scaramanga. > > You enjoy good food, monopolising the world’s energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people. > > You are played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun. Great! I’m a big fan of Mr. Lee, especially his work in the _Hammer Horror Film Series_. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/7 "2001-12-02T00:45:07Z")
I’m Rosa Klebb…I enjoy severe military clothing, dominating young women, and kicking people with poison spikes. I am played by Lotte Lenya in _From Russia with Love_. MMMM…I do like a woman in uniform, but I’m not sure about the spikes.😃 ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/8 "2001-12-02T04:41:36Z")
Scaramanga, baby. That site is hilarious! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/9 "2001-12-02T05:33:42Z")
> [@](#): > > You are Francisco Scaramanga. > You enjoy good food, monopolising the world’s energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people. > You are played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun. Hey, I could be worse - I could enjoy sex _while_ assassinating people! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/10 "2001-12-02T06:21:27Z")
You are Mr Wint or Mr Kidd. You enjoy strong cologne, the company of men, and stabbing people with flaming shish-kebabs. You are played by Bruce Glover or Putter Smith in Diamonds Are Forever. ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-bond-villian-mojo-here/96377/11 "2001-12-02T08:44:05Z")
You are Dr Julius No. You enjoy fine dining, nuclear power, and initiating global war. You are played by Joseph Wiseman in Dr No. Damn…I’m an evil bastard. 😃