# Get yer personalized sigs here!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925 "2001-04-05T15:19:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/21 "2001-04-06T00:47:58Z")
OK count me in, I need a bit of excitement in my life… Keith ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/22 "2001-04-06T01:06:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Oh yes, please. I’d like something short and sweet, slightly flirty with a touch of sarcasm. Got anything better than “Tits, they’re not just for breakfast anymore”? \*\* No I don’t. In fact how much do you want for that one? However, I saw this and thought of you. No; we have been as usual asking the wrong question. It does not matter a hoot what the mockingbird on the chimney is singing. The real and proper question is: Why is it beautiful. ~ Annie Dillard ~ ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/23 "2001-04-06T01:12:24Z")
[Hijack] I’d like to give out sigs also, if anyone wants to get any. They might suck, but hey, you get what you pay for. [/Hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/24 "2001-04-06T01:29:10Z")
I am ready for a new sig. I’ll take all offers into consideration. 😃 . . . . . . . For a new sig you perverts! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/25 "2001-04-06T01:42:56Z")
No, no, **Verrain**! For **Tequila** I’d like to suggest: _Bend over and recieve your destiny!_ [sub]I love that one. One day I’ll convince someone to take it[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/26 "2001-04-06T01:52:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > **_giggles_ I got the very first Verrain sig!** Actually, dear, _I_ got the first **Verrain** sig before he even signed up on the boards. [I’d put a smilie in here but I promised \*\*ChiefScott\*\* I’d abstain for the weekend] ---
**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/27 "2001-04-06T02:18:19Z")
I’d ask for one, but, being in the unfortunate position of not knowing anyone here, I’ll have to resort to using my own grey matter. Oh well. Better go pick it up from U-Haul Storage. What did I do with that damn key… ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/28 "2001-04-06T02:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*I need a sig that accentuates my broad shoulders while not making my butt look too big. It should also be reversible so I can flip it inside-out in bad weather. Preferrably a palindrome that makes an indirect reference to the Kamchatkan peninsula. > > Oh, and I need that on my desk by Friday. \*\* Well it was tough, but I revved up my telepathic circuits amd delved into your memories about that long long ago trip to Russia, back when your butt was tighter, and summed it all up into one simple reversible phrase. Natasha? Ah, Satan! Thank you for using Verrain’s Sig Serivce, where you get what you ask for, eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/29 "2001-04-06T02:52:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > \*\*I want one that makes me look cosmopolitan and studly. It should also include the word “Brobdingnagian.” \*\* Sorry it is just impossible to look cosmopolitan and studly, and use the word Brobdingnagian. You’ll have to choose which is most important. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/30 "2001-04-06T03:04:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Sounds good. I’ll take a sig. > Can’t argue with free (unless it’s a kick in the pants). \*\* As you have left it completely open to me, I throw out some random things for your consideration. Owl, wise though he was in many ways, was able to read and write and spell his own name WOL, yet somehow went all to pieces over delicate words like MEASLES and BUTTEREDTOAST. “Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, or a new country.” –Anais Nin “What I look forward to is constant immaturity, followed by death.” -Dave Barry ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/31 "2001-04-06T03:28:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Well, I’m always on the lookout for something to stuff down there…uh, stick below the stuff that matters…um…huh, wow, that sounds really gay [sub](not that there is anything wrong with that!)[/sub]…Let’s say I’m looking for a new sig and leave it at that. > > Now, it has to be trendy, yet classic. Simple, yet Escher-esque. Less filling, but great tasting. Oh, and it should have something to do with snow, mountains, skiing, snowboarding, SCUBA diving, driving fast, eating well and hi-lighter markers. Oh, and sex, too. \*\* I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don’t know what it would be, but I think it’d be good to hear someone say, “Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.” Jack Handley Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal The Force. It surrounds us. It enfolds us. It gets us dates on Saturday Nights. Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal. I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J. Edgar Hoover Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/32 "2001-04-06T03:38:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moi \* > \*\*Moi, please. 🙂 I’m still kind of a newbie, so I need a sig that makes up for my poorer posts and their lack of funny. Something that makes folx remember me for something other than my appearance in BDSM threads, possibly. \*\* Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. Marin County newspaper’s TV listing for The Wizard of Oz “I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, ‘cover for me.’ Number two, 'oh,good idea, boss. Number three, ‘it was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off. Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?” Larry Miller In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts? Jay Leno ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/33 "2001-04-06T04:08:01Z")
Dang it Arden Ranger destroy my happiness at being the first for once in my life. _sniffs and looks pathetic now hugging her sig close to her_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/34 "2001-04-06T04:21:51Z")
There, there. You are his first official board sig and the first one that asked if you could use his stuff, which means he will forever remember you fondly. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/35 "2001-04-06T04:29:42Z")
That’s true! _smiles and perks up then realizes she has to go to bed despite wanting to stick around_ Dang it… Sometimes I wish I could get by on less sleep and not have people on my case about bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/36 "2001-04-06T04:30:35Z")
Hey! **UncleBill**! We found a sig for ya! [sub]Verrain’s gone night-night[/sub] “I’m just a victim of my genetic caveman heritage. C’mere.” ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/37 "2001-04-06T05:05:07Z")
Can I sign up? I’ve been using my current sig for a whole couple weeks now. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/38 "2001-04-06T05:13:41Z")
\ Ummm, 'scuse me, kind sir. Yes, you, Mr **Verrain**. If you would be so kind, if you could possibly find the time, that is; I would be most appreciative of a sig from you. Tell you about myself? Hmmm. I don’t really like to blow my own horn. What would you like to know? Perhaps a short list, if that is possible, might be in order, for you to choose from. I love to flirt \ love stuffed animals, 'specially teddy bears love Flutterbys, called them that since I was a kid \ unicorns, dragons, and other assorted supposedly mythical creatures have my very own special Knights to watch over me and rescue me \ I love to flirt Hugs! I am proudly a Hugaholic I’m a military brat, and adore men in uniform I love to flirt I’m old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway 😛 roses are my favorite flowers, next to Lilies of the Valley heck, any flowers are great I have been known to bribe for chocolate I’m told I have ‘incredible cleavage’, though I of course would never be so crass nor self-absorbed enough to look friends mean a great deal to me, and I fail all too often at telling them that did I mention I love to flirt? 'Tis to be hoped this will be enough for you; if not, ask for any clarification you may require, my dear. {{{{{{Verrain}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/39 "2001-04-06T08:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*[Hijack] > I’d like to give out sigs also, if anyone wants to get any. They might suck, but hey, you get what you pay for. > [/Hijack] \*\* [Hijack-continuation] OOh, I want a Totoro sig! And it doesn’t matter that they might suck, the price is right. Course, sucking’s not always a bad thing, ya know…😃 [/hijack continuation] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/40 "2001-04-06T10:17:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Hey! **UncleBill**! > > We found a sig for ya! [sub]Verrain’s gone night-night[/sub] > > “I’m just a victim of my genetic caveman heritage. C’mere.” \*\* Oh **YES**!!! That one fits him better than any I’ve ever seen!!! _chortles on her way to the shower_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925.md?page=3)