# Get yer personalized sigs here!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925 "2001-04-05T15:19:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/61 "2001-04-10T00:11:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> \*\ ***Verrain** , just wondering if you missed my request (since it _was_ on the end of a little flirt 😉 ) or just not come up with anything for me yet. I don’t mean to be a pest, just curious. Not looking for anything in particular, just something that fits me.
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> Thanks! \*\*

Your request was noted. I am going roughly down the thread as my time allows. TO be honest I like yours quite a bit so it might be awhile before I come up with a quote. If you wish it to be truly you though, a description like **purplebear** did would be a great help.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/62 "2001-04-10T00:43:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Verrain \*  
> \*\*Your request was noted. I am going roughly down the thread as my time allows. TO be honest I like yours quite a bit so it might be awhile before I come up with a quote. If you wish it to be truly you though, a description like **purplebear** did would be a great help. \*\*

Well, I don’t _mind_ keeping mine a little bit longer. (I kinda like it myself, since it’s a quote from me! 😉 ) But I’m more curious, in a lot of ways, to see what **you** think would fit me, after our various interactions on the board and through ICQ. I always find it interesting the multitude of ways that others perceive who I am. It helps me learn a lot more about myself… often better than looking in the mirror.

But take your time with it. As I said earlier, I’d rather have one that’s fitting and well thought out than rushed and not as tailored. I just wanted to make sure it didn’t get lost in the flirt. 😃

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/63 "2001-04-10T06:08:51Z")

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**purple bear** you are an artist, you know that ? a true flirting genius . . .

hey **Verrain** seeing as how my sig is just plain _garbage_ i sure could use another one. perhaps one that has to do with “nothing”.

thanks and let me say welcome to the board.

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/64 "2001-04-10T09:17:33Z")

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I just want you all to know that TubaDiva has seen this thread and [has cried herself to sleep every night since](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/announcement.php?forumid=5)

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Eschew the sig!

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/65 "2001-04-12T00:29:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> \*\*OK count me in, I need a bit of excitement in my life…
> 
> Keith \*\*

Well here is a scattering of quotes. Let me know if they catch your fancy.

No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions. ~ Henry Ward Beecher ~

You go for it. All the stops are out. Caution is to the wind, and you’re battling with everything you have. That’s the real fun of the game. ~ Dan Dierdorf ~

To have joy one must share it. Happiness was born a twin. ~ Lord Byron ~

Chris Knight:I’m kidding. It’s yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

Wang Chi:A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.  
Egg Shen:Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.

Newscaster: We must remember there are many more important things, many more importan things . . . off hand, I can’t think of what they are, but I’m sure there must be something.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/66 "2001-04-12T14:44:44Z")

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Work, work, work.  
Slave, slave, slave.  
And you’re still not caught up, **Verrain**?

I’ve yet to see a sig for me. Damn slacker.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/67 "2001-04-12T14:52:33Z")

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Not tru, baby. Yours was the first one he gave out. It was two whole lines of yellow and green circles. Didya miss it?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/68 "2001-04-12T14:57:33Z")

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I’m getting soft in my old age and chose to ignore it. He must have accidently spilled Coke in his keyboard or something. Now, if it was on _purpose_…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/69 "2001-04-12T15:15:52Z")

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As his assistant, may I offer these up for consideration?

Magister Mundi sum!: I am the Master of the Universe!

Nihil est–in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui: That’s nothing–in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Care to join me in a barbaric mating ritual?

Go ahead and touch me. You deserve it.

I’ve been sent to give you a singing mammogram.

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.

Look, as long as you’re going to keep opening your mouth anyway…

Once I get my tongue on you, you’re mine forever.

You can’t go wrong with me but you’re welcome to try.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/70 "2001-04-12T16:40:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*As his assistant, may I offer these up for consideration?
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> Care to join me in a barbaric mating ritual? \*\*

I vote this one. Don’t ask me why, but in my mind, it has **ChiefScott** written all over it!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/71 "2001-04-12T17:04:17Z")

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Heh. Of course it does. They all do!

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/72 "2001-04-12T18:14:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*I’m getting soft in my old age and chose to ignore it. He must have accidently spilled Coke in his keyboard or something. Now, if it was on _purpose_… \*\*

Actually, Chief I’ve read your OP several times and you didn’t ask for a .sig. You just invited everyone else in. I don’t think I can improve on Arden’s stuff though so enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/73 "2001-04-12T18:54:16Z")

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I know I’m late, but can I have one? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/74 "2001-04-12T22:59:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*Heh. Of course it does. They all do! \*\*

Heh. And he probably has his lil swabbie in hand as we speak…thinking of the delectable Arden…  
Hmmmmmmmm…scuse me…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/75 "2001-04-12T23:14:53Z")

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Heh. Be careful with that joystick! 😃

Thanks, **VB**. I needed that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/76 "2001-04-13T01:09:47Z")

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Hey Chiefy, might I be blessed with a splendiferous sig line?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/77 "2001-04-13T01:21:47Z")

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**ChiefScott** ’s not giving out sig lines. **Verrain** and his crack team of assistants are.

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/78 "2001-04-13T03:34:32Z")

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**NothingMan** Thank for the welcome. As requested a couple of nothing quotes.

Nothing is too small to know, and nothing too big to attempt.

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  ~ William Van Horne ~

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It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing. ~ Gertrude Stein ~

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/79 "2001-04-13T03:37:11Z")

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**Falcon** , **ssskuggiii**

What kins of .sigs are you looking for? Or shall I surprise you?

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-personalized-sigs-here/60925/80 "2001-04-13T13:06:54Z")

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**Odieman, Angkins, Kat, Pipefitter, Narile, Gunslinger** Just wanted to let you know I have not forgotten you all. Sigs will come. However, a little detail on what you are looking for would help immensely. Thanks.

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