# Get yer rapin' and pillagin' here... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059 "2001-12-05T17:36:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/21 "2001-12-05T19:49:04Z")
Bjorn (bj0rn?) the Hated! Ayayay, I didn’t see that coming. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/22 "2001-12-05T20:29:34Z")
All hail **Kjaran the Impaler**. But I selected “mace” for my weapon of choice. Impaling someone on a mace could get…messy. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/23 "2001-12-05T21:45:09Z")
i be **Loki the Disastrous**! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/24 "2001-12-05T22:17:03Z")
All hail Haengr the _Vile_? WTF? I said I loved being a Viking for the “General sense of camaraderie” and I get _vile_ attached to my name? (How the hell do I pronounce my first name, anyways?) > [@](#): > > I haven’t even looked at the site and already I hate it. Everybody’s got names with scandinavian/viking first names and ENGLISH DESCRIPTORS. Lame. Either do them all in English or all Viking. Don’t tell that to Erik the Red! ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/25 "2001-12-06T01:30:41Z")
**Viglundr the Quake**. Okey-dokey! ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/26 "2001-12-06T02:44:10Z")
All hail **Njall the Snide**. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/27 "2001-12-06T02:49:57Z")
All hail Jokull the Loathed. Crom! Even as a viking, I don’t get no respect. ---
**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/28 "2001-12-06T02:50:25Z")
All hail Haengr the Beast. Yggdrasil shall always protect you. My mom would be so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/29 "2001-12-06T03:27:27Z")
All hail Grimr the Axe! ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/30 "2001-12-06T03:52:34Z")
**Islefr the Rude**? It’s like they really know me. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/31 "2001-12-06T03:57:18Z")
I am Bjorn the Murderer. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/32 "2001-12-06T04:26:19Z")
**BODMOOR THE HELLRAISER!** I like to hit stuff with an axe and I can drink you under the table. I don’t get invited on most viking raids any more because I always sing “_ **Immigrant Song** _” during the boat ride. Ok, I just made that last part up, but I was singing it while I was doing this, so it made sense. \*I come from the land of the ice and snow of the midnight sun where the hot spring glows Hammer of the Gods Guide our ships to new land To fight the horde Singing and crying: “Valhalla, I am coming” \* LC ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/33 "2001-12-06T05:40:09Z")
Tindr the Murderer… Perhaps I should have spent a little more time digging and a little less time on the body count. Tenebras ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/34 "2001-12-06T06:15:58Z")
They will fear me: Meldun the Something-or-other… Oh, it’s Meldun the Cursed! Cursed, I tell you! Somehow I’d rather be the something-or-other. ---
**Author:** ![fchick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@fchick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fchick)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/35 "2001-12-06T08:08:24Z")
**Hrosskell the Giant**. That’s a great first name! Now, I wonder how much my first-born is going to resent me for this one… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/36 "2001-12-06T11:06:42Z")
All beware **Leioolfr the Dreadful**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/37 "2001-12-06T11:26:33Z")
All hail **Kjaran** the **Mad**. Yggdrasil shall always protect you. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/38 "2001-12-06T13:17:00Z")
Let the trumpets blare and the drums crash, 'cause heeeeeeeeeeeeer’s **Meldun the Ugly**! I wonder if I’m as ugly as **Daowajan**? I could live with that. -Rue. (the Ugly _sob_) ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/39 "2001-12-06T13:24:31Z")
All hail Arnkell the Ruthless. May Odin and Grungir smile upon you. Me ruthless? That is funny. ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059/40 "2001-12-06T13:29:38Z")
Has a nice ring to it! All hail Tindr the Kmaikazee. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-rapin-and-pillagin-here/97059.md?page=3)