# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/1 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")
This was just too good to pass up. From the front page of “New Posts”: \*\*Did we get “balls” from Italian Immigrants? Colbert’s balls\*\* :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/2 "2006-05-06T18:40:34Z")
\*\* More UFO cover-ups "Criminalizing Illegal Aliens "\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/3 "2006-05-06T19:09:25Z")
Cafe Society: **Films & television shows that have been 'de-gayed" Sopranos 4/30 "Johnny Cakes"** No, I think you missed a spot. **For Terry Pratchett enthusiasts with money: I have a can of salmon. Now What?** ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/4 "2006-05-06T19:12:52Z")
\*\*Slightly Morbid (to me) Question Is This Funny?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/5 "2006-05-06T20:08:37Z")
A threesome in New Posts I liked: **Recovering ex-Catholics share your strategies Someone broke into my apartment tonight. Do bodies today need less embalming fluid?** Whoa…maybe not such a good strategy, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/6 "2006-05-06T20:12:52Z")
One from MPSIMS: \*\*Wedding Observations How to go through 5 diapers in one changing \*\* Putting the cart before the horse, are we? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/7 "2006-05-07T02:59:01Z")
\*\*Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! Damn, but I’m lucky. \*\* Me too! \*\* Preventing oil-sludge buildup Pork - The Breakfast of Champions \*\* I think we need a little ignorance-fighting here… :dubious: \*\*Lost 2.20: “Two for the Road” What would happen if we took a trip and only made left turns? \*\* Left turns, right turns, it doesn’t matter. It’s an island, silly! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/8 "2006-05-07T05:06:26Z")
\*\*Damn, but I’m lucky. I think I’ve located the dumbest and/or sickest person in the world \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/9 "2006-05-07T07:56:25Z")
\*\* Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! Seen on a sign across from Wal-Mart. \*\* wow, a sdmb post is advertised accross the street from Wal-mart? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/10 "2006-05-07T12:08:35Z")
**Is This Funny?** and **How to Go Through 5 Diapers In One Changing** Well… I for one would not be laughing… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/11 "2006-05-07T20:32:04Z")
From New Posts: \*\*My wife does not appreciate my nuts (probably TMI. probably.) \*\* Perhaps she prefers… **Colbert’s Balls** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/12 "2006-05-07T23:42:04Z")
More: New Posts: \*\*Mascara Recommendations Selecting randomly from five options, using only a coin \*\* :dubious: Thought you wanted recommendations? \*\*Is Cheney insane? Does chewing tobacco contain fiberglass? \*\* Does a bear shit in the woods? 😃 \*\*I think I’ve located the dumbest and/or sickest person in the world Can Zombies send e-mail? \*\* I think zombies are a little past “sick”. And from the Pit, a threesome: \*\* Another repeat of a request Lying whore. No more iPods in France?\*\* All right, all right, no more iPods in France! Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/13 "2006-05-08T09:15:55Z")
**Strange cat behavior The Mewing, my god, The Mewing…** You possibly know less about cats than you think :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/14 "2006-05-08T15:07:32Z")
\*\* Do you wet your toothbrush before brushing? Ask the hydrophobe! \*\* Okay. “Do you wet your…” “AAAARGGGHHH!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/15 "2006-05-08T16:25:32Z")
**A surprising amount of modern technology is almost totally useless** **This is sure to piss someone off** 98% of baby boomers trying to schedule their VCR to record Survivor agree. **To tiny ham:** **Fond childhood memory turned demonic possession.** You know, as long as **tiny ham** is soliciting stories… From GQ: **Placing coins on the Brides nipples wedding custom** **HDTV Question: HDMI/DVI cable vs. Component** Definitely go with DVI. You’ll be able to make out the denominations a \*_lot_ easier… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/16 "2006-05-09T01:25:53Z")
GQ: \*\*When potential employers ask you, " … How Much For a Toe? \*\*…run. Quick. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/17 "2006-05-09T01:49:52Z")
\*\*Help Me Pick a New Name Please! Death is not an option \*\* OK, you want a new name but Death is out. Hmmm, let me see… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/18 "2006-05-09T02:26:53Z")
\*\*Salty sayings To tiny ham:\*\* I agree that ham can be salty but is that really a saying? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/19 "2006-05-09T03:16:43Z")
**There’s a brown recluse in my room So I’m Going To Antartica…** That is an extreme way to deal with the problem ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/20 "2006-05-09T12:43:38Z")
From Cafe Society: \*\*TV Moments That Scarred You For Life IT"S BACK!! Futurama Rises From The Grave! \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=2)