# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/21 "2006-05-09T13:42:38Z")
\*\*I moved out yesterday! Airport Stories: Success!\*\* This sounds like a promo for that movie with Tom Hanks … The Terminal? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/22 "2006-05-09T15:46:54Z")
**Death is not an option Someone shoot me.** Make up your mind, man! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/23 "2006-05-10T00:35:30Z")
**Salty sayings My wife does not appreciate my nuts (probably TMI. probably.)** Too much salt? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/24 "2006-05-10T00:37:41Z")
From new posts: Mr. Brown can poo, can you? How often? (TMI) 2006 Weight Loss Club - May There’s got to be a better way. > [@pravnik](#): > > **Death is not an option > Someone shoot me.** > > Make up your mind, man! Maybe he just wants a cool scar to show all the girls. ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/25 "2006-05-10T03:40:32Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* What was your after-prom like? High Point of Bush’s Presidency \*\* Mr. President! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/26 "2006-05-10T12:49:14Z")
\*\*Enlighten me about “Non-Dieting” Butter or margarine? \*\* Yep, either is a highly effective way of not dieting. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/27 "2006-05-10T13:04:01Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > \*\*Enlighten me about “Non-Dieting” > Butter or margarine? \*\* > > Yep, either is a highly effective way of not dieting. You beat me to that one! ☹ But not to fear… I found more! 🙂 In Humble Opinion: **Potty Training Problem** and **Need You Guys’ Help With a Relocation Question** (Wow… that must be _SOME_ potty training problem…) **Memories That Last Longer Than a Minute** and **Anniversaries and How To Celebrate Them** (Let’s HOPE it lasts longer than a minute…) **Did YOu Go To Your Prom?** and **Your Finger Is In Your Nose** (I just don’t know what to say to this.) In MPSIMS: A triple play! **Lawrence?** **Help Me Pick a New Name Please** and **David Blaine Is Above All…An Idiot** (OK… So Lawrence and David Blaine are out. How about… Fred?) **I Have Got to Know Why Oprah Didn’t Marry** and **High Point of Bush’s Presidency** (Um…OK.) And my Number 1 Sequential Thread for today… **My Wife Does Not Appreciate My Nuts** and **This Is Sure To Piss Someone Off** (Ummmm… it’s YOUR wife… YOUR nuts. I’d say the only one o be pissed off might be… YOU???) ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/28 "2006-05-10T13:46:19Z")
\*\*New Super Soaker shoots semen all over children MMP - Springtime is for Lovers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/29 "2006-05-10T15:19:35Z")
**Someone broke into my apartment last night.** **Lawrence?** Lawrence got some ‘splainin’ to do. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/30 "2006-05-10T15:35:36Z")
And this just in: **Things to do in Charleston, SC?** **I am a psychopath!** I’m sure it can’t be _that_ boring in Charleston that even a psychopath couldn’t find something to do… ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/31 "2006-05-10T16:23:11Z")
**Damn, but I’m lucky. I am a psychopath!** I think we have a new “Are you a psychopath?” test: Is being a psychopath lucky? a. Yes. b. No. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/32 "2006-05-10T18:13:16Z")
\*\*New Super Soaker shoots semen all over children Quit creating “smart” products that do things I didn’t ask them to do! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/33 "2006-05-10T21:53:26Z")
**Weird things to say to the stranger seated next to you at the ballpark So, You’re God…** My rule is, if someone asks you if you’re a god, say _yes_! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/34 "2006-05-10T22:03:42Z")
A couple from IMHO: Weird things to say to the stranger seated next to you at the ballpark The European Parliament should be located in Brussels An American ballpark? Yeah, that’s pretty weird. What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation? So, You’re God… I must be hanging out in the wrong social circles. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/35 "2006-05-10T22:12:33Z")
**What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation? Are you a shoe person or a barefooter? ( 1, 2 )** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/36 "2006-05-11T00:06:32Z")
**When did you first notice an adult actress who was younger than you? TV Moments That Scarred You For Life** Yeah… I know the feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/37 "2006-05-11T00:12:20Z")
Got a couple! From New Posts: \*\*So, You’re God… How to make pavement running more tolerable? \*\* Seriously, that’s all you can think of to ask God? **Martha Stewart - the worst TV presenter in history? So…can women fake that?** Fake being Martha Stewart, or fake being the worst TV presenter? **This is sure to piss someone off Bush is right and Kennedy’s wrong: liberal heads explode over Cape Wind project** Yeah, that’d piss me off all right! And one that really got me: \*\* Is pedophilia “natrual” or is it a sickness? Moms, when did you fall in love with your child/ren? \*\* :eek: :eek: :eek: (Yes I know the second one is innocent…but…) ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/38 "2006-05-11T09:30:04Z")
\*\*High Point of Bush’s Presidency Why does a photoshoot take so much time? \*\* C’mon, surely he’s done more than pose for photo-ops? \*\*So, You’re God… Do you love all your kids equally? \*\* No. I smite the wicked. Take that, wicked! **Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids Dubious skills you have…** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/39 "2006-05-11T13:58:56Z")
\*\*No arms? No problem! My Underarms Smell Like Vagina \*\* …so that’s one problem you don’t have, armless one. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/40 "2006-05-11T15:31:44Z")
GQ:\*\* How to make pavement running more tolerable? Uranium bombs? \*\* Ummm, I suppose it might make a more level surface… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=3)