# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/41 "2006-05-11T16:02:12Z")
\*\* Two bottles of wine just got delivered to my office Look what was just delivered to my office… This is sure to piss someone off \*\* Your delivery boy, who is having to do too much work ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/42 "2006-05-11T16:09:56Z")
MPSIMS: **Cheer me up, dammit I love women … or; How I found my happy place.** Wow, that was quick. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/43 "2006-05-11T16:16:12Z")
[QUOTE=BlackKnight] \*\*So, You’re God… Do you love all your kids equally? \*\* No. I smite the wicked. Take that, wicked! [/QUOTE] My absolute favorite sequential threads of all time this week!! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/44 "2006-05-11T20:07:13Z")
IMHO: **What’s the single most boring, yet wildly popular, topic of conversation? How will baseball fans respond to Barry Bonds setting the HR record?** Yaaaawwwwwwwwn. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/45 "2006-05-11T20:18:40Z")
\*\* The irony runs deep here The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/46 "2006-05-11T20:19:48Z")
\*\*The “Homer Simpson” effect Moms - why is breastfeeding such a hot issue? \*\* Mmmmmmmmmm…breastfeeding ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/47 "2006-05-11T21:11:40Z")
\*\* I’m covered in scabs! I’m peeling!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/48 "2006-05-11T21:11:47Z")
\*\*Strange phenomena at home last night (I mean REALLY strange) I’m covered in scabs! I’m peeling!!! \*\* Not only strange, but disgusting! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/49 "2006-05-11T21:48:33Z")
Dang. Two people beat me with the scabs/peeling thing. But I still find it interesting that “scabs” is 1 exclamation mark and “peeling” is 3. I would have thought it was the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/50 "2006-05-11T21:58:38Z")
\*\* Polar Bear/Grizzly Bear hybrid shot in the Canadian wilderness Look what was just delivered to my office… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/51 "2006-05-12T01:34:20Z")
**99% off! Whew! I’m peeling!!!** Only 1% skin surface to go. Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/52 "2006-05-12T01:36:12Z")
It’s Official–Britney to Spawn Again Will Wright’s Spore ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/53 "2006-05-12T03:30:01Z")
I’m peeling! How carefully do you pick which threads to read? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/54 "2006-05-12T08:19:27Z")
\*\*No arms? No problem! I’m stumped… how do I put birdseed INTO my Squirrel-Be-Gone feeder?! \*\* Well, sorry to hear you’re _stumped_, since I think you might need arms for this feat… ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/55 "2006-05-12T10:58:47Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] \*\*No arms? No problem! I’m stumped… how do I put birdseed INTO my Squirrel-Be-Gone feeder?! \*\* Well, sorry to hear you’re _stumped_, since I think you might need arms for this feat… [/QUOTE] Darn you!!! I was just coming here to post that. ::shakes fist:: ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/56 "2006-05-12T11:47:10Z")
Good grief!! The boards are FULL of them this morning! In Humble Opinion: **What’s the Single Most Boring, Yet Wildly Popular, Topic of Conversation?** and **Same Sex High Schools?** (Yup… pretty boring…) **Wow, These People Are Our Future?** and **Potty Training Problems** (Aw, c’mon… let 'em grow up before you judge 'em…) **Is My Kid a Mutant?** and **Need Advice Choosing Web Protection Software For Kids** (Wow… your kid must have gotten into a BAD web site…) **So, You’re God…** and **What Foods Satisfy Your Hunger Most?** From MPSIMS: **Why Are Trapped Gold Miners Considered Heroes?** and **No Arms? No Problem!** (Well, a miner without arms would be a little unusual, if not a hero…) **I’m Covered In Scabs** and **I Need Kitty Names** (Um… and maybe the name of a vet to DECLAW the Dwmon kitty?) **In Chinese, Elvis Presley is…** and **I love Women** (Yeah, I heard that about him.) **I’m Getting a Puppy! What Else Do I Need?** and **The SDMB Text Adventure Game** (I’m just guessing here, but I’d say puppy food, collar, leash, dog bed, etc. is a little more important…) **Quick-Need Remedy for My Burnt Tongue** and **A Surprising Amount of Modern Technology is Almost Totally Useless.** (Try an ice cube…) ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/57 "2006-05-12T12:15:19Z")
**The SDMB text adventure game** **I’m peeling!!!** This was much funnier when I read it as **texture** adventure game. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/58 "2006-05-12T12:43:38Z")
**Why are trapped gold miners considered heroes? No arms? No problem!** 'Tis only a fleshwound! ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/59 "2006-05-12T13:26:40Z")
\*\*Fuck Toronto’s Garbage Collection Services Pinhole photographers–what am I doing wrong? \*\* Well, if you’re getting it on with garbage collection services I’d say that might be your first mistake. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/60 "2006-05-12T17:18:01Z")
I’m so going to hell for this, but… **What is an “African-American”?** and **N-words, six characters, numbers required** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=4)