# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/61 "2006-05-12T17:56:22Z")
Another “go-to-hell” one: \*\*Has anyone here started a second career? Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/62 "2006-05-12T19:23:23Z")
[QUOTE=PapSett] **So, You’re God…** and **What Foods Satisfy Your Hunger Most?** [/QUOTE] This one reminds me of [**Rue DeDay’s** MMP about God and His refrigerator.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=192753) T’was that thread that caused me to fall in love with the Dope, lo, those several years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/63 "2006-05-12T21:12:58Z")
From New Posts: \*\*I Just Beat The Odds Of 1 in 230,114.60! I Won $10,000! Reflections on our Vegas Trip Texas Hold Em - Loose players \*\* Who’d have bet on three gambling threads in a row? **I’m covered in scabs! Book moments that scarred you for life** That would do it. In MPSIMS: \*\*Help! We’ve broken out in a horrible case of kittens! In your FACE, Jerry Falwell! \*\* Train the kittens to be stealth ninja kittens and send them to Jerry’s place to puke in his shoes. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/64 "2006-05-13T13:13:13Z")
\*\*Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers Things Fathers and Daughters Can Do Together \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/65 "2006-05-13T13:47:43Z")
\*\*Why don’t cats watch TV? Why don’t cats and dogs ever think that the animals they see on TV are real? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/66 "2006-05-13T15:00:13Z")
BBQ Pit: \*\*Who steals shopping carts?! Your thunderously stupid Keystone Kongressman… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/67 "2006-05-13T16:54:56Z")
GQ: \*\*How do you psychologically train to become a cop “Morning wood” and the other primates \*\* I bet it’s not as fun as it sounds… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/68 "2006-05-13T18:25:01Z")
\*\*Name One Thing About Your Job That You Really, Really Hate How can I extort my landlord? \*\* I work in rental property management, and really, really hate tenants trying to extort landlords. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/69 "2006-05-13T20:46:04Z")
**I’m covered in scabs! Wordless, spontaneous sex with strangers** You are obviously doing something very, very wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/70 "2006-05-13T20:51:16Z")
\*\*I’m covered in scabs! In which I become Creepy Guy. \*\* The transformation has begun. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/71 "2006-05-14T03:24:37Z")
**Help! We’ve broken out in a horrible case of kittens! I need Kitty Names (Pics included)** Yes, I’ve been watching for that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/72 "2006-05-14T05:09:44Z")
\*\*I hereby propose that May 12 is Dopo De Mayo Day- The Straight Dope Anniversary. Man, I love this time of year! \*\* Yeah, it _is_ cool! \*\*I don’t know my own blood type. I’m a lazy, lazy doper. \*\* Well, I used to know mine but I forgot. **I think there’s a demon in my computer Strange phenomena at home last night (I mean REALLY strange)** Did it tell you it loves you? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/73 "2006-05-14T07:28:43Z")
[QUOTE=An Arky] I’m so going to hell for this, but… **What is an “African-American”?** and **N-words, six characters, numbers required** [/QUOTE] Invoice for new monitor is to follow… ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/74 "2006-05-14T17:06:27Z")
**My sister-in-law’s husband is a(n)…** **Lying whore.** That about sums it up, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/75 "2006-05-14T23:25:14Z")
This one is almost too easy… **Do you believe in Ghosts?** \*\*Your Personal Crazy/Irrational Theories \*\* Give it time… **How old were you when you…** **Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids** She MUST be good… **What tricks were my eyes playing on me?** **How does Shakira manage to move her hips so, um, divinely?** Hah! **Did Sanhedrin have power to kill? Is there any truth to all that ninja pressure points stuff in movies?** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/76 "2006-05-14T23:43:14Z")
In MPSIMS: How In God’s Name Can You NOT Have a Bank Account? Ask the pimply teenage fast food worker Yeah, having been there, I can understand :smack: I need to find a Laptop Mount In which I become Creepy Guy. Gives a whole new meaning to cybersex, eh? :rolleyes: 2006 Weight Loss Club - May What IS it with men and power tools? NO honey, NOT the chainsaw! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/77 "2006-05-15T05:04:54Z")
**MMP - Springtime is for Lovers In which Ohio becomes awesome, for a moment, in the mid 1980s.** \*\*I’m getting a puppy! What else do I need? How In God’s Name Can You NOT Have a Bank Account? \*\* That’s news to me! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/78 "2006-05-15T08:26:11Z")
\*\*I like Laura Bush, but… I don’t know my own blood type. \*\* Don’t worry. Laura won’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/79 "2006-05-15T12:54:25Z")
\*\*Ask the forensic pathologist - or, Last chance to pontificate Stuff of the deceased\*\* Er, that would be stuff like liver, lungs, kidneys? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/80 "2006-05-15T14:02:38Z")
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