# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/81 "2006-05-15T14:06:34Z")
\*\* Stuff of the deceased I like Laura Bush, but… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/82 "2006-05-15T15:11:06Z")
\*\* I actually had a good vacation. I don’t really care In which Ohio becomes awesome, for a moment, in the mid 1980s. \*\* I said “I don’t really care.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/83 "2006-05-15T15:13:27Z")
These would have been funnier in reverse order: \*\*Evidence for the resurrection If our current batch of pundits had been alive in 45 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/84 "2006-05-15T19:11:51Z")
\*\*Which movies _should_ be remade with modern special effects? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang \*\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/85 "2006-05-15T21:02:58Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] \*\*Which movies _should_ be remade with modern special effects? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang \*\* [/QUOTE] Bastard! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/86 "2006-05-16T08:02:11Z")
**Do you believe in Ghosts? Liberals in Texas?** Ghosts? Sure. Liberals in _Texas_? Now that’s just crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/87 "2006-05-16T13:16:00Z")
\*\* Has Al Gore’s time come? Is Cheney insane? \*\* Well, I can see you’re a Democrat. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/88 "2006-05-16T14:47:58Z")
\*\* Do you think illegal immigrants save you money, or cost you money? How many movers should I hire? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/89 "2006-05-16T16:16:08Z")
**I’m covered in scabs! I don’t really care.** Well, I wasn’t expecting a get-well card or anything, but that’s harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/90 "2006-05-16T16:30:19Z")
The Pit: **Is George Bush a tool of the military-industrial complex? George, just admit it.** I don’t think you’ll get him to admit that he’s a tool. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/91 "2006-05-16T18:30:48Z")
\*\*Methinks the Catholic Church doth protest too much (DaVinciCode) Pope rants about gay marriage again \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/92 "2006-05-16T20:26:41Z")
A triple-header in GQ: **What was the thinking behind this ‘cure’ for homosexuality? Penalty for Disorderly Conduct. What Happens if the Queen Commits a Crime?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/93 "2006-05-16T22:13:50Z")
A 3-fer in GD:\*\* A question about the anti-christ and anti-christians. Let’s say I don’t believe in Jesus’s divinity. The “Bible Code” -Is It Real? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Becky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Becky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/94 "2006-05-16T22:20:54Z")
MPSIMS: **What do you tell a man who knows he’s going to die soon? You, sir, are insane.** ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/95 "2006-05-16T23:14:24Z")
MPSIMS **April showers bring… A Very Early and Stolen MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/96 "2006-05-16T23:15:48Z")
And right down the list was: \*\*If you come to Florida… You, sir, are insane \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/97 "2006-05-16T23:41:20Z")
**A day of random utterances** Ok, let’s hear 'em. **Do women still wear girdles?** Uh… **I woke up stupid this morning** Okay, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea. **You, sir, are insane** Fuck, I KNOW! Make it stop… **Pink Taco restaurant name causes problem** Oh Jesus, run AWAAAaay ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/98 "2006-05-16T23:56:52Z")
View New Posts: **Is there some trick to donning contact lenses that I’m not getting? Eating placenta** Hmmm, I think I’ll stick with glasses, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/99 "2006-05-17T02:44:33Z")
\*\*April showers bring… A day of random utterances \*\* Cows don’t eat pizza pie! Something my brother uttered when he was little, maybe in April. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/100 "2006-05-17T10:15:50Z")
\*\*Look what was just delivered to my office… Homoerotic Advertising from WWII era \*\* What kind of job do you have? :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593.md?page=6)