# Get yer Red Hot Sequential Threads here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593 "2006-05-05T20:33:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/101 "2006-05-17T13:07:25Z")
GQ: \*\*When Units Collide Help bust my linux cherry! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/102 "2006-05-17T13:43:05Z")
right now: \*\*Movie Titles I Don’t Understand Snakes on a Plane?\*\* … ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/103 "2006-05-17T14:25:49Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] right now: **Movie Titles I Don’t Understand Snakes on a Plane?**.. [/QUOTE] Sheesh, how many times do I have to explain this? There is a plane. It has snakes on it. Clear now? (Great catch.) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/104 "2006-05-18T10:37:22Z")
\*\*What the difference between a pirate and a privateer? Life after death - on the cellular level \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/105 "2006-05-18T12:34:54Z")
\*\* The summer’s biggest hit will be…? Ringo Starr Married “Daisy Duke”? \*\* I’d pay $10 to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/106 "2006-05-18T14:15:43Z")
A Pit threefer: \*\*Who steals shopping carts?! Lying whore. The urinator of light strikes again. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/107 "2006-05-18T14:58:29Z")
\*\*Rumsfeld wears iced underwear for uncontrollable erections What a horrible dream! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/108 "2006-05-18T22:27:32Z")
**In Istanbul now** but… **Sarasota Here I Come** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/109 "2006-05-18T22:31:35Z")
\*\* Stranded on a desert island, I’d starve to death rather than eat…\*\* **Where can I score some Flapjacks?** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/110 "2006-05-19T01:51:08Z")
Theme time! **Dateline NBC makes me pro-pedophilia Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids Bipolar folks, do you not like to be touched? The 6:00 Cavalcade of Predators** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/111 "2006-05-19T01:54:15Z")
It’s raining sequential threads I tellz ya. **Guess I’m not having an egg this morning. Where can I score some Flapjacks?** When life doesn’t give you eggs, score flapjacks. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/112 "2006-05-19T01:55:23Z")
New posts: 18 year old student threatening police with scissors gets shot to death I am so dead… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/113 "2006-05-19T04:14:00Z")
**Time to Start Christmas Shopping! I Didn’t Want to Do This…But Had No Choice** Well, _ **I’m** _ not doing my shopping until December 23 and no one’s gonna make me start any sooner! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/114 "2006-05-19T12:55:09Z")
\*\*You know you’re getting old when… Mounties get their man: first gay wedding in the RCMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/115 "2006-05-19T13:15:56Z")
**I am so dead…** **Guess I’m not having an egg this morning.** Dead _so_ ruins breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/116 "2006-05-19T13:18:14Z")
Par’n me, t’was a threefer: **I am so dead…** **Guess I’m not having an egg this morning.** **Welp, guess I won’t take that job** Death just ruins _everything_… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/117 "2006-05-19T13:55:17Z")
\*\*You know you’re getting old when… I am so dead… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/118 "2006-05-19T14:00:02Z")
\*\* What’s your favorite random piece of musical trivia? Ringo Starr Married “Daisy Duke”? \*\* Wrong Answer ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/119 "2006-05-19T14:23:53Z")
**I’m covered in scabs! How can I survive the wife going to med school?** So you have serious medical condition and your solution is to send “the wife” to med school so she can treat you? Dude, time to go with plan “B”. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-yer-red-hot-sequential-threads-here/355593/120 "2006-05-19T16:34:13Z")
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