# Get your baby's dirty ass off the restaurant table!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-babys-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/540435 "2010-05-23T03:58:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-babys-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/540435/33 "2010-05-23T05:07:54Z")

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My grandfather used to tell my mother when she was little, “tables are for glasses, not for asses.”

> [@runner pat](#):
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> I once reported a grocery store when I saw the owner changing her baby’s diaper on the meat counter.

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Reported the store to who for what?

To the health department? You don’t change a dirty diaper on a meat counter. That’s NOT the same as sitting a clean, covered up bottom on a surface and you bloody well know it. That’s definitely a violation of the health codes.  
And yes, there ARE people out there who take their kids out wearing nothing but their diapers – trust me, I’VE seen them. So take your self-righteous, smug, know-it-all attitude and stick it right up YOUR ass.

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