# Get your baby's dirty ass off the restaurant table!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-babys-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/540435 "2010-05-23T03:58:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-babys-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/540435/37 "2010-05-23T06:10:12Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> My grandfather used to tell my mother when she was little, “tables are for glasses, not for asses.”
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> To the health department?

The Health Department doesn’t give a fuck, believe me. They’re not going to rush right out to the store. They’re going to write it down and blow you off.

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> And yes, there ARE people out there who take their kids out wearing nothing but their diapers

No there aren’t. Not in restaurants. Not anywhere really.

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