# Get Your Custom-Made Film/Theater Genres Here, courtesy of phouka! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555 "2000-04-27T15:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/1 "2000-04-27T15:46:00Z")
No tagbacks. If you were a film or theater genre, what kind would you be? phouka’s just ITCHING to answer your question! * * * “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ```auto My iguana's sick. He's all floppy. Could he have Reptile dysfunction? -Chef Troy, Haiku Master ``` ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/2 "2000-04-27T16:03:00Z")
Truly, I deserve this. Ah, it’s good to be evil. Come on, guys. Bring it on. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/3 "2000-04-27T16:05:00Z")
Me first! Me first! 🙂 * * * **TMR** _Thou shalt resist the Olson Twins._ ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/4 "2000-04-27T16:06:00Z")
Yeah, sure, I’ll bite. * * * - Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. \* ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/5 "2000-04-27T16:08:00Z")
Go for it! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/6 "2000-04-27T16:11:00Z")
Trout Mask Replica: DIY rockabilly bass boatin’ theater. Breckinshire: Moi Aussi provincial films. Sealemon: Citrusy intellectual Buster Keaton vids. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/7 "2000-04-27T16:26:00Z")
Well, I already suspect what mine will be, but go ahead . . . ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/8 "2000-04-27T16:28:00Z")
I am a complete sucker for these threads. I feel no shame in admitting this. * * * Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/9 "2000-04-27T16:29:00Z")
Eve, darling, your film genre is the Classy, Sardonic Femme Fatale with stocking seams perfectly straight. Only available in black and white film noire. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/10 "2000-04-27T16:30:00Z")
ok. Do it to me. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com) Occupation: Temptress Location: Ultra, California Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes _profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/11 "2000-04-27T16:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Come on, guys. Bring it on. Who am I to resist? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/12 "2000-04-27T16:34:00Z")
Thank you, sweetie—now hand me my lipstick and pistol, will you? I have things to do . . . ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/13 "2000-04-27T16:42:00Z")
Mullinator: The ahction/ahdventure movie with the lahrge muscle bound man who wears only the torn tank top but always has the best comeback. Ultress: You are the pre-sound glittering, silvery science fiction epic. Moosiegirl: You are the innocent-but-spunky-civilian caught in a clandestine battle between good and bad guys. You trounce the baddies and show the good guys up for their lack of spunkiness. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/14 "2000-04-27T16:49:00Z")
Yep, I’m hooked. Bring it on! Pwetty Pwease? ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/15 "2000-04-27T16:56:00Z")
Mr. Cynical: you are the schmaltzy kid movie that actually turns out to have a good plot. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/16 "2000-04-28T05:07:00Z")
Please tell me - I need something to see this friday. ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/17 "2000-04-28T05:07:00Z")
Give mine a try? Chrisbar * * * Too new to know better… St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high. _Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles_ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/18 "2000-04-28T05:10:00Z")
Good one, Oh Evil Phouka! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/19 "2000-04-28T05:14:00Z")
OK, I’ll hop on the bandwagon, too. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/20 "2000-04-28T05:17:00Z")
Spiritus Mundi: you are the irreverent religious comedy that manages to offend all the right people. They’re picketing you right now. 😉 chrisbar: You are the SNL castmember flick that is logarhythically funnier than the TV show. * * * Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555.md?page=2)