# Get Your Custom-Made Film/Theater Genres Here, courtesy of phouka! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555 "2000-04-27T15:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/21 "2000-04-28T05:18:00Z")
h\_thur: you are the comicbook adaption movie where they actually get the important stuff right. And you get a cool kevlar suit. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/22 "2000-04-28T05:36:00Z")
Groan… I’ll bite. (Bracing for impact) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/23 "2000-04-28T05:38:00Z")
Woohoo, I have been captured on the silver screen by the queen of genres! I can go to bed happy now. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/24 "2000-04-28T05:42:00Z")
Hmmmmmm, one does wonder. Please include me. (One is of course always curious.) * * * \>\>Threads killed, no questions asked, just give me the payment, and I’ll post to it…the kiss of death of late.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/25 "2000-04-28T05:44:00Z")
Inky: you are the classic b&w Silly Symphony and Loonie Tune cartoons that were shown before feature. In a collectable edition collection. * * * Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/26 "2000-04-28T05:45:00Z")
Aw hell, why not? Got one for me, phouka? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/27 "2000-04-28T05:45:00Z")
Thank you, Phouka! That’s me to a T. 😉 * * * I have all the answers, it’s just that most of them aren’t right. ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/28 "2000-04-28T05:49:00Z")
Thanks phouka! I always imagine myself in kevlar, with a cape, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/29 "2000-04-27T18:29:00Z")
Hey, I can flow with that! Lots of pac-man type eyes and tubie arms and legs and outdated WWI references. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/30 "2000-04-27T18:30:00Z")
Oh, I LOVE these threads! Do me, phouka?? * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/31 "2000-04-27T18:31:00Z")
Well, thank you Phouka! I’m flattered, I think! Schmaltz seems to suit me. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/32 "2000-04-27T18:42:00Z")
I believe I’d like one of these…and no fair saying “PBS cooking show.” * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/33 "2000-04-27T18:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Mullinator: The ahction/ahdventure movie with the lahrge muscle bound man who wears only the torn tank top but always has the best comeback. Sign me up for any movie with musclebound men not wearing pants. Dare I ask for a genre? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/34 "2000-04-27T19:17:00Z")
OOOO! Me too! Me too! Thanks in advance, Phouka! If it’s good, I’ll add it to my sig line! * * * Patron Saint of All Things Hot and Firey … I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken. - A Wally original! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/35 "2000-04-27T19:20:00Z")
yoooohoooooo * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/36 "2000-04-27T19:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by phouka: > \*\* > Moosiegirl: You are the innocent-but-spunky-civilian caught in a clandestine battle between good and bad guys. You trounce the baddies and show the good guys up for their lack of spunkiness.\*\* Shoot. I always thought that was **me**. ## Well, how about it? ~~Sunshine “It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.” ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/37 "2000-04-27T19:50:00Z")
Well, hell, sign me up! I will need to collect all these and maybe put them in my sig. I am the small, sardonic type, like a low-rent Woody Allen. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/38 "2000-04-27T22:51:00Z")
Thank you, Phouka. I just **love** offending all the right people. I hereby proclaim thee a goodfellow and a merry wanderer of the night. * * * - The best lack all conviction The worst are full of passionate intensity. \* ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/39 "2000-04-27T22:58:00Z")
I’m intrigued! Do me! * * * “You guys are outta your league…You’re looking at a woman who has her own harpoon!” ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/40 "2000-04-27T23:30:00Z")
Um…am I too lowly on the posting pole to ask for a genre? 🙂 * * * Christopher Robin Hood - he steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555.md?page=3)