# Get Your Custom-Made Film/Theater Genres Here, courtesy of phouka! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555 "2000-04-27T15:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/61 "2000-05-01T20:17:20Z")
Man, I **hate** not having an Internet connection at home. Isn’t that lame? Okay . . . weirddave: you are the snide political comedy that laughs at the status quo and at people who laugh at the status quo. You gore all everyone’s ox. beefymeg: you are the incredibly well drawn, scripted, and characterized animated movie NOT done by Disney. And you have no annoying little animal critters. TopazAntares: you are a fantasy movie directed by Sam Rami. You get to say things like “Groovy” and look cool while you do it. Rosethorn: you are the bittersweet romance movie. Men fear you. Silo: Not too cheesy? Bwahahahaha. You are the cheeseshop sketch. If you don’t know what that is, ask somebody python. Bosda: You are the plausible conspiracy theory movie that leaves everyone paranoid. Tengu: you are a tangent movie. The title is recognizable, but the plot is completely different from what everyone expects. Calredic: you are the Scottish movie with many men wearing skirts. I like you already. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/62 "2000-05-01T20:53:41Z")
Film me, baby. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/63 "2000-05-01T20:59:11Z")
I’m ready for my close-up, Ms. Phouka. ---
**Author:** ![lablonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@lablonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lablonde)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/64 "2000-05-01T21:11:41Z")
I can’t resist ! I humbly request your evaluation. ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/65 "2000-05-01T21:29:58Z")
If you please, whip one up for me! ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/66 "2000-05-01T21:56:42Z")
Phouka! Phouka! Phouka! me! me! me! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/67 "2000-05-01T22:44:38Z")
Thank you phouka, I am just as I imagined myself! How’s that for validation? (Next time however I will imagine myself as the dashing leading man hero, after whom all the women secretly lust.) ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/68 "2000-05-02T00:11:35Z")
> [@](#): > > TopazAntares: you are a fantasy movie directed by Sam Rami. You get to say things like “Groovy” and look cool while you do it. Wow thanks! Its fits me perfectly! ---
**Author:** ![Rosethorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Rosethorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosethorn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/69 "2000-05-02T00:54:20Z")
Men fear me? hmmmmmm, now THATS why I haven’t been asked out in a while… ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/70 "2000-05-02T02:32:12Z")
OXES GORED, GET YER OX GORED HERE… Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calredic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/71 "2000-05-02T07:11:21Z")
Awesome, phouka! But how’d you know I’ve always have had a penchant for kilts? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/72 "2000-05-02T13:07:42Z")
Okay. Catching up from yesterday . . . Esprix: you are the art house movie with several layers of visual symbolism and existential meaning. Yet you appeal to the masses as well. Kepi: you are the coming of age film that makes sense to young people and makes old people nostalgic. lablonde: are the charming foreign film that is so good, people go to see it even with subtitles. TheUnforgiven: you are the lovecraftian horror movie that is short on gore but long on sanity checks. No one can sleep after watching you. pluto: you are god of the underwo- uh, no, hang on, wrong category. You are the talented artist makes it big, becomes arrogant, screws up their career, learns what music is all about and makes a successful comeback movie. You know, Swimming Riddles, this is a hell of a lot tougher than beatifying people. I definitely think you got the easier thread. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/73 "2000-05-02T13:35:16Z")
Phouka, I just want to say you’re a genius! What really blows me away is that I’ve seen many of these movies. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555/74 "2000-05-03T15:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Esprix: you are the art house movie with several layers of visual symbolism and existential meaning. Yet you appeal to the masses as well. **phouka** , yer just swell! 😃 Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-custom-made-film-theater-genres-here-courtesy-of-phouka/16555.md?page=3)