# get your dogs dirty ass off the restaurant table!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-dogs-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/599865>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 17, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-dogs-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/599865 "2011-10-17T01:13:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-dogs-dirty-ass-off-the-restaurant-table/599865/2 "2011-10-17T01:16:48Z")

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This wouldn’t happen if they declawed the beasts first.

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