# Get Your Glam Name here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556 "2000-06-16T06:22:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/41 "2000-06-16T15:35:08Z")
Typhoon Plasticplume patiently waiting for his chance to play with Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/42 "2000-06-16T15:50:12Z")
Just for the hell of it, I entered “Al Gore” and “George W. Bush.” Who would you rather vote for: “Poxy Feathersex” or “Glossy Blowplume?” ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/43 "2000-06-16T15:54:24Z")
I wasn’t having much luck…my real name brought up **Poxy Tinselplanet**. Trying again without my middle name got the even worse **Poxy Blowplanet** (which sounds like a syph-ridden gay whore, honestly). So I tried _Da Ace_ and, lo and behold, **Hologram Mirrorsex** stands before you. And we’ve got five years left to cry in… ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/44 "2000-06-16T15:55:03Z")
Ugh… I’m Ginchy Tackycake… That sucked… ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/45 "2000-06-16T16:34:20Z")
Uhh…Typhoon Fairydangle? Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/46 "2000-06-16T16:36:44Z")
My bf is Ginchy Sparklepants. I think we have to form a band now. ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/47 "2000-06-16T17:02:01Z")
Irridescent Sparkledangle ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/48 "2000-06-16T17:20:35Z")
Flame Sparklesex heh. beat that! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/49 "2000-06-16T17:34:26Z")
I think mine is the best… Effervescence Sugarpowder My BF’s is Ginchy Glitterpill ---
**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/50 "2000-06-16T17:43:13Z")
Glossy Sugartwist. I think I like it. Think I’ll go home and get out the body glitter, and maybe those velvet pants. BTW - **Da Ace** - Poxy Blowplanet, and your comment, LOL! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/51 "2000-06-16T17:51:03Z")
Continental Licoriceplanet Which doesn’t make sense given A. my build, and B. the fact that I don’t especially like licorice. But who am I to complain?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/52 "2000-06-16T17:59:55Z")
Wait a minute. I got to thinking about it and just realized that Glossy Sugartwist sounds a lot like…glazed sugartwist…I’m pretty sure they sell those at the donut shop. Suddenly I feel a lot less cool. [bummed] ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/53 "2000-06-16T18:11:28Z")
Pink Shineypants… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/54 "2000-06-16T19:13:32Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen… Nova Queencake, pleased to meet you! My best friend’s name is Typhoon Silverfreak, or, without his middle name, Typhoon Lushfreak. My parents now go by Multiplex and Ferarri Shimmerpants. This game is FUN!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/55 "2000-06-16T19:22:39Z")
My name - Hologram Silverpants User name - Dart Sparklecake ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/56 "2000-06-16T19:33:34Z")
Hi there. Ferrari Blowdangle at your service. You know, when people think of me, many things come to mind, but I don’t really think that’s one of them… However, there are many who have better names than mine. To wit: Ronald Reagan: Pyrite Tackypants William Shakespeare: Vodka Sugarsex Charles DeGaulle: Ferrari Fairysex Thomas Edison: Multiplex Glimmerpants James Tiberius Kirk: Ginchy Bangtwist Cyrus the Great: Ferrari Bangfreak Albert Einstein: Poxy Glitterpants Babe Ruth: Maribou Tackyplume Pope Alexander VIII: Continental Mirrorponce Paul McCartney: Continental Silvercake Sherlock Holmes: Nova Shinypowder I think I’ll give it a rest now, but you get the idea. And they say history is boring… ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/57 "2000-06-16T20:25:33Z")
Hologram Blowplanet. Charmed, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/58 "2000-06-16T20:34:46Z")
Maribou Sparklepants…sounds like the next Barbie doll. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/59 "2000-06-16T20:39:06Z")
Continental Tackypowder? WTF! This is glamorous? ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556/60 "2000-06-16T20:58:41Z")
Ginchy Shinysex?! I can understand the derivation of the surname, but would anyone mind explaining the name Ginchy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-glam-name-here/22556.md?page=4)