# Get your hands OFF me, you SICK FUCK **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 1, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779 "2001-10-01T16:08:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/61 "2001-10-02T21:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLochNessHump \* > Here’s a quarter. Now dance for me again, you fucking monkey puppet! Dance! Same song, third verse; a little bit louder and a little bit worse. ---
**Author:** ![MFS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@MFS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MFS)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/62 "2001-10-02T21:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*No! Don’t just kill yourself, that would cause work for people who really shouldn’t have to bother themselves with you - the investigators into your unattended death, so on and so forth. No. Instead, move to Afghanistan. Then you won’t have to worry about women who show too much skin, mmkay? \*\* oh, good point. they could also just dive head-first into one of those big mulching/chipping machines… not that I’d want them fertilizing my garden/yard/flower bed in such a manner, but it’d be less work for others. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/63 "2001-10-02T21:37:23Z")
Thing The First > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > > Maybe he thought you were one of those troll dolls and was wondering where you had misplaced your gem? 😃 \*\* > > I fear that this lochness hump problem is all my fault. See, I clearly mentioned trolls in this post and BAM! Here he is. It’s a lot like saying candyman in the mirror 5 times. I swear, I leave flirting and come back to fighting. Can’t y’all get along? > > And **Venoma** no nookie? no problem. I wanted sex anyways. 😉 \*\* ``` Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope. ``` Thing The Second She did NOT ask for it. I know because I wait for just such an explicit request from a woman. Then, I make sure that she was talking to me. Then, I test her for alcohol or drugs that may have temporarily robbed her of judgement and/or eyesight. I then have her sign a form stating that she asks of her own free will and understands who she’s asking. With these formalities out of the way, love can commence. The amount and type of clothing do NOT give idiots the right to make ANY kind of physical contact. If that was what she wanted she’d be wearing a t-shirt that said “Please grope me” in really big letters. There is clothing that sends the message “I am proud of my anatomy. Please, take a second to admire it from afar.”. Do a buff guy in a mesh shirt or a woman in a half shirt 3 sizes too small(I’m not saying this is what she was wearing. )want you to look? Yes. Do they want you to touch? No. As your poor mother should have taught you, you look with your eyes and not with your hands. Thing The Last That’s it! From now on I’ll always wear a shirt that says “Attention Women ages 18 to 35, must be Jewish, Non-smoker-Grope Me!” Or maybe I should just carry a sign. ``` I suspect LNH is actually Unca Cecil, come to test his disciples. How do we, the Fighters Of Ignorance, respond when faced with the truly Ignorant? ``` ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/64 "2001-10-02T21:38:02Z")
You ignorant fucking goat-licking son-of-a-bitch sucking cockwrench. I have in the course of my life been fondled by many people whose attentions I not only did not invite, but actively avoided. This includes in bathing suits, shorts, jeans, skirts, uniforms, and EVEN WHILE 7 MONTHS PREGNANT WEARING A LONG, COMPLETELY NON-REVEALING MATERNITY DRESS. Do you honestly think that I _invited_ such attentions while pregnant? Do you think that all women are whores? As for the ‘dressing like a librarian’ comment, lick my dog’s scabby ass. How exactly does a librarian dress? 'Cause I’ve seen librarians walking around practically fucking naked too, fucklump. Jesus in a Winnebago. Ass. I do not like people I don’t know touching me. Basic human response to persons who invade my personal space is backing away. However, if I ever am agressively touched by someone who I do not know, I would likely punch them. Male or female. Ask the fucker who grabbed me while pregnant. I believe I broke his nose. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/65 "2001-10-02T21:53:09Z")
If women didn’t want men to grope them, they wouldn’t walk around wearing those sexy **breasts!** By having breasts, they’re obviously asking for it!!! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/66 "2001-10-02T22:25:16Z")
**bobkitty** (may I call you Kitty? Seeing as we’ve been almost intimate already, might be something to think about) Anyhewwww. > [@](#): > > **"Mmmm… nope. Otis was indeed the town drunk. I’m pretty positive about that. So you’re a Daniels man, huh? Thought I recognized that smell. And uh, why don’t you tell me when YOU’re coming back. Then we could, uh, coordinate our vacations. Yeah, that’s right. Coordinate** After reading your opening salvo about us, I must be nuts for trying to point out my own friend’s name. I mean, of course I know Otis, how could I not? We happen to hang in the same gutters. But the fact remains we’re not too friendly. He is younger and better looking than me – which is not saying much, but I can do without the competition. Anyway, it’s _Orville_ I’m friendly with, of that, I’m sure. And despite the fact that he wears a pacemaker, I’d be willing to provide him with a fresh battery if you’d like to meet him, when we hmm, ermm, hem, aah, cough! cough!..we _coordinate_ our future rendezvous. Be still meown heart! Question, if I may, on the “Daniels issue.” Forgive me, but my neuron --plural optional – just doesn’t fire like it used to, so I’m not sure from your comment whether you liked the Mr. Daniels scent or if you found it more like a stench. Either way, I’ll do as told since you’ll be here to please me. I may be senile, but I still know a good tummy when I see one. Wouldn’t want to mess up…any more than usual. As for “coordinating” our meeting, shouldn’t be a problem. I live here. I mean _here_ as where we met last. And if I’m not here…well, try the gutter, but please, please, ignore the good-looking drunk next to me. That would be _Otis_ and as I painstakingly pointed out to you, he is not my friend. Hope this works for you. If not, I could e-mail you the phone number of my regular public booth. For my own safety, I can’t post it here…there’s this blue-haired lady that stalks me. I give her credit for her good taste and the fact that she wears dentures is a plus, but still, if I can get steak, why settle for chopped liver. Lastly, anyone that hints you shouldn’t dress as you do, well, it’s obvious they don’t know what they are talking about. Art can take many forms and you’re one of the best I’ve ever seen. What you really deserve is a standing O. And provided I can stay upright during our rendezvous, that’s the very least I am willing to give you. Diamonds are a bit beyond me to be frank, but I do know this pawn-shop with awesome cubic zirconias. With baited breath and still, lecherously yours, I eagerly await your reply. ~Old Fart Newton \*\*:::::at your feet:::: ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/67 "2001-10-02T23:03:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLochNessHump \* > \*\*Hilarious! In fact, I always thought men were superior to women until I saw the DRUNKEN GIRLS OF SPRING BREAK videos. After that, I saw the light. > > Woman want to play the attention-whoring superstar? Go ahead, I won’t stop you. But don’t be surprised if you get a crazed fan or two. \*\* Apparently somebody forgot to tell me we were going to have to watch an episode of **"Misogynist Assholes From The Planet Dipshit"** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLochNessHump \* > You never know. It’s all about perception, isn’t it? > > Anyhow, the last few posts about me really haven’t gotten me too flustered. Maybe more exclamation points in future posts would help. Thanks a bunch. \*\* Hey…_tap tap tap_ **LochNess** …um, I’m fairly sure that the only reason the previous posts about you haven’t affected you is that you haven’t been **reading** them. I cannot, unfortunately, say that you are entirely wrong that sometimes this kind of thing happens. But, and you did ask for more exclamation points, \*\*WHAT WE ARE SAYING IS THAT THIS IS THE WRONG ATTITUDE FOR MEN TO HAVE!!! WE THINK IT IS WRONG TO OBJECTIFY WOMEN IN SUCH A MANNER!!! WE DON’T THINK IT IS OKAY FOR SOME JERK-OFF TO TOUCH, FONDLE, FOLD, SPINDLE, RAPE, OR MUTILATE A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING SOMETHING THAT SHOWS OFF HER BODY!! (or for any other reason, for that matter). \*\* Now, I’m going to type slowly and use simple words, here, so that you can understand…I Have One Simple Question For You: When speaking about the attitude that skimpy clothing makes it okay to touch, molest, or attack a woman… \*\* IS this the attitude you hold? Is that state of affairs alright with you? \*\* If so, please seek professional help, before one of us happens to run into you while you are taking advantage of some women who hasn’t asked for your “affections”. If any of my fellow SDMB’ers are anything like me, if I happen to run into something like that occurring, I make sure that the attacker in question can’t ever do anything like that again. If this attitude is not okay with you, then why, exactly, are you bothering to post your opinions in this rant? Unfortunately, since you haven’t bothered to actually **ANSWER** anyone’s accusations or comments, I really don’t know if you’re just baiting us, or if you really are as stupid, bigoted, and hateful as you’re coming across. You said you were sorry that **bobkitty** was harrassed. Did you mean it? So either be clear, and concise, and tell me whether or not this attitude is okay with you…or please, get the hell out of a rant that obviously means nothing to you. -Stil ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/68 "2001-10-02T23:14:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*If women didn’t want men to grope them, they wouldn’t walk around wearing those sexy **breasts!** By having breasts, they’re obviously asking for it!!! \*\* I like the way you think, **racinchikki**!!! You’re a team player ! I think I love you !!! 😉 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/69 "2001-10-02T23:20:57Z")
Do I detect a bit of negative vibe here? I think we all agree that Loch dude is seriously misguided, but please, people…I’m trying to have a civilized conversation with my new fetish. Ooops! scratch that, Freudian slip, I clearly meant Madame **bobkitty**. A thousand pardons. Pssst! **Loch etc.** , open your own Pit-thread, dweeb. Or get in line. Like everyone else. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/70 "2001-10-02T23:30:06Z")
Frozen fuck on a stick! Even if I was the biggest slut ever to have existed, have slept with more than 10% of the world’s population and am wearing a bikini **you do not have a right to touch my body intimately without my consent**. Do you understand that? BTW, I’d like to applaud the actions of those women who managed to give them a punch like they deserved. My best friend got grabbed in the middle of our school hallway and was unable to even act. ---
**Author:** ![Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/71 "2001-10-02T23:57:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope. You called? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/72 "2001-10-03T00:43:28Z")
Don’t get too worked up about the Hump, people. He’s just BingoBurringo/Trenchmouth. I’m thinking of closing this thread and inviting the OP to make another go of it. Lynn ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/73 "2001-10-03T00:45:22Z")
Oh, and **Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun**? Just ONE screen name per user, please. Lynn ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/74 "2001-10-03T00:45:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > > Your "mention them and they appear"theory intrigues me. I shall test it. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Busty-leather-clad-ex-nuns. Now we wait and hope. > > You called? \*\* LOL!!! 🙂 [sub]I see another banning coming![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/75 "2001-10-03T01:56:50Z")
So who is Busty? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/76 "2001-10-03T04:24:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Busty-leather-clad-ex-nun \* > You called? \*\* Now **that’s** humor! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/77 "2001-10-03T14:28:53Z")
Lynn, once again, you’re a goddess. ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/78 "2001-10-03T14:58:10Z")
That Godiva does sell chocolate online. They also sell gift certificates that are incredibly easy to send to someone via email. [sub]To people such as Cecil’s Angels, \*\*Lynn, \*\*and **Tubadiva** [/sub] Lynn spells her last name **Bodoni** , and her email is available, btw, as is Tuba’s. Two of the most Godiva deserving women on this planet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/79 "2001-10-03T18:03:30Z")
But this was linked from MPSIMS, and I checked it out. Why would all of you good people allow this silly little introverted inbred to get you so riled up? It is not his fault that his mother dropped him on his head during infancy. We all know that. What we need is to be a little more understanding of these trolls! They thrive on causing tempests in teapots. NOTHING pisses them off worse than ignoring their feeble little attempts at attention grabbing. The mods are DAMNED efficient at weeding them out in short order, so don’t indulge them by blatant, paint peeling profanity aimed their way! A simple “Oh, that’s nice” and continuing on with the OP is WAAAAAY more damaging to the trolls’ delicate, desperate little psyches! And, although it takes a smidgen more effort, a good put down without cursing is sometimes quite effective as well. ## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![MFS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@MFS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MFS)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779/80 "2001-10-03T18:54:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > \*\*But this was linked from MPSIMS, and I checked it out. > > Why would all of you good people allow this silly little introverted inbred to get you so riled up? It is not his fault that his mother dropped him on his head during infancy. We all know that.\*\* no argument there… > [@](#): > > \*\* > What we need is to be a little more understanding of these trolls! They thrive on causing tempests in teapots. NOTHING pisses them off worse than ignoring their feeble little attempts at attention grabbing. The mods are DAMNED efficient at weeding them out in short order, so don’t indulge them by blatant, paint peeling profanity aimed their way! A simple “Oh, that’s nice” and continuing on with the OP is WAAAAAY more damaging to the trolls’ delicate, desperate little psyches! And, although it takes a smidgen more effort, a good put down without cursing is sometimes quite effective as well.\*\* oh, pooh. you’re no fun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-hands-off-me-you-sick-fuck/84779.md?page=5)