# Get your Humongous Dicks (rant) here! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 24, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507 "2004-12-24T18:32:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/81 "2004-12-28T04:08:21Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > Guys with bigger equipment get laid more? Maybe some, but there is a Catch 22… for a girl to find out how big you are, she has to sleep with you. So how can one get the message across that one is rather well-endowed without coming out and saying so? My dick is so big, it took out ads in the paper saying how big it was. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/82 "2004-12-28T04:09:22Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > Guys with bigger equipment get laid more? Maybe some, but there is a Catch 22… for a girl to find out how big you are, she has to sleep with you. So how can one get the message across that one is rather well-endowed without coming out and saying so? Two words. Tight. Pants. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/83 "2004-12-28T04:10:54Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > So how can one get the message across that one is rather well-endowed without coming out and saying so? Never discount the value of positive word-of-mouth: women talk to each other about _everything_. 🙂 (Holy crap, is it possible for me to post in this thread _without_ a double entendre?!) (On preview, I like **FinnAgain** ’s suggestion better! :D) ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/84 "2004-12-28T05:33:14Z")
> [@Fear Itself](#): > > Go commando. If the Little Terrorist is anything to brag about, women will notice. Unless you’re a grow-er and not a show-er. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/85 "2004-12-28T05:44:03Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > Unless you’re a grow-er and not a show-er. Yeah, upon further review, I think you put your finger on it (so to speak). At normal times not so big, but when the fun starts, not so small. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/86 "2004-12-28T16:11:50Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > Unless you’re a grow-er and not a show-er. How could I have forgotten about them? :smack: Personally, I’d rather encounter an acorn that grows into a respectable trunk than get my hopes up about a mighty oak that doesn’t get any mighty-er. I feel the sudden urge to go hug a tree . . . ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-humongous-dicks-rant-here/281507/87 "2004-12-28T21:29:00Z")
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