# Get your love letter from FreakFreely here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899 "2000-08-02T21:16:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/1 "2000-08-02T21:16:12Z")
Okay, I bragged to Chef that I can write a better love letter than he can. So he challenged me to prove it, with the SDMB as judge, jury, and executioner (my words). So, who wants theirs first? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/2 "2000-08-02T21:16:57Z")
Sign me up, big boy. You want a challenge, you got one. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/3 "2000-08-02T21:18:52Z")
Iā€™ll volunteer, as well. Just soā€™s weā€™ve a balance. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/4 "2000-08-02T21:18:54Z")
Love me tenderā€¦ Love me blue! ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/5 "2000-08-02T22:26:23Z")
Iā€™d ask for one, but Iā€™m guessing itā€™d be too full of misspellings and bad grammar for me to get turned on by it. šŸ˜‰ PS to **bandocet** : itā€™s ā€œgramm **A** rā€ rodeo, not ā€œgrammer.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/6 "2000-08-02T22:32:03Z")
Give it your best shot Freakyā€¦but Iā€™m still worked up over Chefā€™s letter and that was ages ago!! ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/7 "2000-08-02T22:41:22Z")
Okay. Count me in. K. ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/8 "2000-08-02T22:44:54Z")
Me, please ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/9 "2000-08-02T22:55:42Z")
All I have to say is, I shouldnā€™t even have to ask. So Iā€™m not going to. I still want one though. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/10 "2000-08-02T22:56:39Z")
Iā€™ll take one, please. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/11 "2000-08-02T23:10:46Z")
Me me me! Please? ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/12 "2000-08-03T00:13:05Z")
Absolutely, FF. Letā€™s see what tricks youā€™ve got up that grammatical sleeve of yours. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/13 "2000-08-03T00:26:38Z")
Three words: **I dare you.** ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/14 "2000-08-03T00:48:43Z")
Iā€™d better be in on this šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/15 "2000-08-03T01:10:11Z")
Sorry, Iā€™m gonna have to pass over you two. Since Iā€™m not gay, and Iā€™m not into bestiality. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/16 "2000-08-03T01:11:13Z")
Your heart is priceless, and can never be bought. But should you give it to me, I would be the richest man in the world. And even richer for being the only man who knows it. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/17 "2000-08-03T01:20:33Z")
You are like the purest white, that can never be stained. And the brightest silver, which can never be tarnished. Your very presence gives me chills of excitement, and your very existence makes me believe in divinity. Your soul caresses me like silk as Iā€™m with you. And your touch fulfills me like life when I kiss you. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/18 "2000-08-03T01:32:06Z")
Cheffie never filled my request, so Iā€™m wanting a good one thatā€™ll serve as a duplicate and a love letter. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/19 "2000-08-03T02:11:07Z")
Ssskkuggiii, darling, I havenā€™t forgotten you. Iā€™ve just been very busy at work and watched too closely at home to write sexy letters. I promise you I WILL get to it. And Freak? So far this stuff sounds prettyā€¦ genericā€¦ to me. Go see my note to Mega the Roo if you want to know what a customized\* mash note looks like. (I just realized what it reminds me of! That guy in _Animal House_ who was playing folk songs on the basement stairs until Bluto smashed his guitar.) ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899/20 "2000-08-03T02:18:47Z")
Ok, I hear a lot of talk about love letters but I donā€™t see anyā€¦ Chef, where is your note to Mega the Roo. Did it work? Did she like it? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-love-letter-from-freakfreely-here/27899.md?page=2)