# Get your Most-Active-Posters here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468 "2000-07-03T20:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/81 "2000-07-07T04:02:51Z")
Wow, I’m number **69**! (on the posts-per-day list) You make the jokes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_is_to_laugh-Non)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/82 "2000-07-07T04:23:57Z")
Somehow the list is too short. I’m not on it at all. I know I haven’t been here much, but I still probably beat out a thousand or so others. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/83 "2000-07-07T08:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grace \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > I’m sorry you feel so used. What say we go to the pit and flirt?? 😃 \*\* > > Hey!!! Wait a dad-gum minute here. :mad: Don’t you go taking any other girls there. That’s our place!! > \*\* “What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?” –Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene i You go off into what is no doubt an exciting real life and you leave me all alone in the pit, with a classic case of cyanotic spheroids and you expect me to just wait around for you?? Guess again, sugar! \*\* > [@](#): > > I didn’t get my butt flamed so you could be taking tater **TART** there. 😛 > \*\* Ooh. The idea of you get your butt flamed turns me on! “Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee!” –A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 3, Scene i \*\* > [@](#): > > BTW, the trick to being the highest in email count is sending 50 one-word replies. > \*\* _ **SNITCH!!** _ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/84 "2000-07-08T03:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > You go off into what is no doubt an exciting real life and you leave me all alone in the pit, with a classic case of cyanotic spheroids and you expect me to just wait around for you?? Guess again, sugar! > \*\* You know you give a guy the best 20 minutes of his life and he dumps you for the first tater that comes around the corner. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/85 "2000-07-08T04:29:12Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Grace \* \*\* > [@](#): > > You know you give a guy the best 20 minutes of his life and he dumps you for the first tater that comes around the corner. \*\* Kinda smacks of the Monty Python argument clinic, huh? DRY: “That was never 20 minutes just then.” Grace: “Yes, it was.” DRY: “No, it wasn’t.” Grace: “Yes, it was.” DRY: “No it wasn’t.” Grace: “WAS!” DRY: “WASN’T!” Grace–you know I luvs you. But “sour grapes” just aren’t as appealing to me as “mashed potatoes”! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/86 "2000-07-08T09:57:04Z")
Cool. ---
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/87 "2000-07-08T14:43:07Z")
You don’t have to **bind** it for heaven’s sake. We have machines for that. But thanks for the stats, to you, and **annalamerino** , and **beatle** —#317 or 348, depending on who’s doing the ranking. Of course, every reply changes the totals and the ranking, and I’m getting a headache just thinking about it. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/88 "2000-07-08T15:22:38Z")
**Grace** , methinks it would be wise for both of us to break off from **Mr. DRY**. Come on, he’s got **seven** women in his sig, Seven! How special do you think any of us _really_ are to him? He’ll probably just abandon us for the next cute newbie who comes along willing to give out her e-mail address. We deserve better than that. Much better. A couple of gorgeous babes like us, I’m sure we could find tons of guys willing to write us smarmy love letters. Or, we could just flirt with each other. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Initial\_Entry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9a140/32.png) [@Initial\_Entry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Initial_Entry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/89 "2000-07-08T17:07:06Z")
#158? Damn! I’m so cool! ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/90 "2000-07-08T19:01:08Z")
Wow. I cannot believe I’m on those lists! From the time I registered last May until this past February (or thereabouts), I wasn’t even here! I must post more often than I realize! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/91 "2000-07-08T21:34:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\ ***Grace** , methinks it would be wise for both of us to break off from **Mr. DRY**. Come on, he’s got **seven** women in his sig, Seven! How special do you think any of us _really_ are to him? He’ll probably just abandon us for the next cute newbie who comes along willing to give out her e-mail address. We deserve better than that. Much better. A couple of gorgeous babes like us, I’m sure we could find tons of guys willing to write us smarmy love letters. > > 😉 \*\* Yeah, can I go with you all? I had NO IDEA the man was cheating on me. Maybe we can start a 12-step program- “Women who love email serial flirters; moving on and liking it” Say, have you looked at iampunha’s website? He’s REALLY a cutestuff kinda guy! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/92 "2000-07-09T00:03:21Z")
Amazing–I actually made a list. Let’s see…as of this list I was # 155 in post frequency, at 3.53. I was also # 383 in total posts–that surprises me, considering how many people were registered when I got here. (Why am I mentioning this? To keep climbing into the top 300, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![BarnStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@BarnStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStorm)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/93 "2000-07-09T02:25:49Z")
This is great data. Too bad we can’t get more of it. It would supply endless topics of interest. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/94 "2000-07-09T04:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBurton99 \* > \*\* > :: looks around for somebody to hide behind, spies PurpleBear, slips behind her and ducks :: > > Ain’t me doing it! Most be somebody else with my name. Yeah, that’s the ticket. \*\* Heheheehee…JB, stop that, that tickles. 😉 \ So I’m ticklish. Ain’t saying where. Nope. Not me. I made it in the top 20! Cool! But less than 10 per day. Gotta work on that. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/95 "2000-07-09T10:13:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\ ***Grace** , methinks it would be wise for both of us to break off from **Mr. DRY**. Come on, he’s got **seven** women in his sig, Seven! How special do you think any of us _really_ are to him? He’ll probably just abandon us for the next cute newbie who comes along willing to give out her e-mail address. We deserve better than that. Much better. A couple of gorgeous babes like us, I’m sure we could find tons of guys willing to write us smarmy love letters. > > Or, we could just flirt with each other. 😉 \*\* Is this why you haven’t written me back? ☹ So, Grace calls you a “tart” and your reaction is to break off with me and offer to flirt with her? :eek: I’ve wasted my time quoting Shakespeare to you when all I really had to do was talk dirty to you? Hmm. Bitch. 😃 Hussy. 😛 Besides, you’re being rather silly. The fact that I mention so many people in my sig is proof that I don’t “abandon”, I “collect”. Besides, who’s to say that you AREN’T my favorite? “How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily” –Cymbeline, Act 2, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/96 "2000-07-09T10:24:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > > \*\ ***Grace** , methinks it would be wise for both of us to break off from **Mr. DRY**. Come on, he’s got **seven** women in his sig, Seven! How special do you think any of us _really_ are to him? He’ll probably just abandon us for the next cute newbie who comes along willing to give out her e-mail address. We deserve better than that. Much better. A couple of gorgeous babes like us, I’m sure we could find tons of guys willing to write us smarmy love letters. > > > > 😉 \*\* > > Yeah, can I go with you all? I had NO IDEA the man was cheating on me. > > \*\* Great. You people are just destroying the meager reputation I’ve worked so hard to cultivate. Now I’ll be known as they flirt who drove other women into each other’s arms… “Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial” –Othello, Act 2, Scene iii Watch it, dear Scotti, or I’ll embarrass you publicly and tell everyone that it’s not just your cute face that blushes. Oops. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/97 "2000-07-09T14:01:55Z")
How nice! Either 901 or 956. \I’m almost a reg now!\ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/98 "2000-07-09T17:51:17Z")
I don’t see my name… _hmmm_ ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/99 "2000-07-09T18:30:25Z")
```auto **Rank Posts/day Username Date Registered Post count** 666 0.73 Baloo 4/30/99 315 ``` I’m ranked six hundred threescore, and sixth. Does this mean I’m the [eerie music] _ **Antiposter** _??? ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468/100 "2000-07-09T18:35:38Z")
Welfy, FWIW, based on your post count and your posts that a quick search revealed for the days since that list was generated, I’m guessing that you we’re #1001. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-most-active-posters-here/24468.md?page=6)