# Get Your Own Mob Nickname **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481 "2001-01-31T00:39:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/41 "2001-01-31T05:15:20Z")
**Lonely Guy**??? What the…? Well, that’s pretty accurate, actually. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/42 "2001-01-31T06:36:11Z")
The Yodeler. Now THAT’S scary. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/43 "2001-01-31T06:53:00Z")
With my married name, I get **The Vole**. Hell, I had to look it up because I didn’t know what a vole was. With my married name, I got **Pants**. I suppose death by pantsing could be an interesting way to go. With my SDMB name, I got **Self-Toucher**. I bet my husband is going to be surprised to find that out. ---
**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/44 "2001-01-31T07:15:06Z")
I am **No Mercy**. Hear me roar. Though I haven’t seen Season 2 yet, so I don’t know what happened to him, I’ve been telling some friends to call me **Big Pussy**. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/45 "2001-01-31T09:26:58Z")
Oooh, my mob name is **The Delicious** ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/46 "2001-01-31T12:08:34Z")
One of my Net names comes out as **The Enforcer**. Don’t nobody make any sudden moves, capiche? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/47 "2001-01-31T12:58:54Z")
With my real name I get **The Butcher** , with my boad name & surname, I get **The Jury-Tamperer** & with just board name, I get **The Mad Russian** , so I figure, I’ll be **The Mad Russian, Jury-tampering Butcher** … ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/48 "2001-01-31T13:32:03Z")
I wind up being the Tiger squealing mouthpiece. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/49 "2001-01-31T13:36:44Z")
Dire Wolf = The Toweler. Hmmmm. Real name = Hair Lip. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/50 "2001-01-31T13:39:55Z")
Well, mine’s the same as Rasa’s **The Xerox**. Though to my italian ex-drummer who gave the whole band nicknames I’m **Chrissy No Name**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/51 "2001-01-31T13:45:38Z")
My SO’s name gets me frankenberry. Mmmm, frankenberry. I like Al Franken, too but let us not go hither. My nickname gets me DEL MURDER. My User name gets THE XENOPHOBE. So many foreigner hits to do; so litle… Anyway, if you ain’t Sicilian, start to think seriously about your will! ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/52 "2001-01-31T14:17:32Z")
I am The Heartbreaker. I think I like it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/53 "2001-01-31T14:21:05Z")
Cock a doodle doo. Well Ah say, son. Don’t, Ah say DON’T mess with **The Rooster.** ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/54 "2001-01-31T14:28:24Z")
You had better be good boys and girls otherwise “The Undertaker” is a coming for ya. Thats even cooler than the tag I was given here [http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=damhna](http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=damhna) They call me a Digital Artificial Machine Hardwired for Nocturnal Assassination… Anyone notice a dark trend here? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/55 "2001-01-31T20:20:59Z")
When I entered Bumbazine I got **Hair Lip,** but my real name gets me **Dreamboat.** Does that make me a hair-lipped dreamboat? “Hey meetie, wan cub ub to my plas?” ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/56 "2001-01-31T20:41:32Z")
My board name: The Jury-Tamperer My real name: The Grown Up ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/57 "2001-01-31T21:58:24Z")
“Two Sheds?” What the hell. . .? (Actually, it was No Mercy.) ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/58 "2001-01-31T22:03:16Z")
Meet Kval “Extra Arm” Lulf! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/59 "2001-01-31T22:08:18Z")
Watch out, I’m **Killer**. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481/60 "2001-01-31T22:25:02Z")
You can just call me… **Three Fingers** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-own-mob-nickname/52481.md?page=4)