Get your Personal Add by MoosieGirl!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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That’s right folks, come and get them!

For a limited time only, you too can order your own Personal Add [sup]TM[/sup] written by MoosieGirl! She will take great care in selecting and presenting your best qualities, and subdueing your less appealing traits. Moosie will make you look like the stud/babe you always wanted to be!

And of course, your MoosieGirl Personal Add [sup]TM[/sup] can be delivered in either English or French!

I’ll start. Do me, MoosieGirl! Do me in French! :smiley:

(Yes, I know she’s gonna kill me for this. But it’ll be worth it!)

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Well, what do you know. Time’s up!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Coldy Clogs, there’s a special place in here for you.

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Hit me, Moosie. And I’ll take English, just because I always assume people are making fun of me in French.

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Aaargghh! I meant HELL, not here.

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Hook me up Moosie.

I can sympathize with you, because Coldfire started that lovely “Steamy Love Letter by Mully” thing. And, even though I sympathize, I still want an ad.

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Moosie, dear, if you don’t mind, I’d like my Add to use the numbers 27 and 4,376.956, if it’s not too much trouble.

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I apologise for my poor spelling. Add should read Ad, of course. Wiseasses :smiley:

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Me too! Just in case I need to leave home…

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Whip it on me MG in good old southern ayenglish if you please.

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Ooooh I can hardly wait for this one. Make it good Mooster!!!
(Cold… I’m told you are a deadman):wink:

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For Coldy Clogs, as requested:

KANDY TRANSEXUELLE Fantasmes de tous genres Tél: 514-123-4567

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A Kandy Transexuelle is some sort of Polish minivan, right?

OK, I guess I deserved that one :smiley:
How’s about the others?

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Can I have one too, please Moosie. I’ll be your best friend.

English, sil vous plait.

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Lay it on me, Moosie.

I’ll take a full page. In colour. Money is no object. I want to look like a stud\babe.

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Ooh, ooh! Me too, please, Moosie. I could definitely use one. :slight_smile:

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If anyone needs a personal ad around here, it is ME. And since any ad I write for myself will most like SCARE the men away, I think having Moosie write it for me is a better idea. Then I can post the ad someplace with that pic I sent into Tech so many many moons ago…:wink:

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Me too!!!
I could definate use any help I can get.

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Moosie, Moosie, Moosie, come on, do me. Find my prince charming. No…wait…I didn’t say Charmin, I said charming.

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I want one! English please, unless you think the French sounds better. Oh yeah, and you gotta mention that I’m fat and pregnant and make it sound like a good thing!

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Ooh, Moosie, do me please!