# Get your pro wrestling name here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222 "2002-05-04T06:44:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/1 "2002-05-04T06:44:38Z")
Get your [pro wrestling name](http://sclose.home.mindspring.com/wrestler.htm) here.My names are Real Name:Cell Block Sam SDMB/FFF user name: Jumpin’ Jerry LJ name: Greasy Pete ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/2 "2002-05-04T07:45:16Z")
Woot! Real name --\> **Vinny da Fist** My SDMB name --\> ahem, **The Poontangler**. Well, I never. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/3 "2002-05-04T07:49:42Z")
(Going by Dave instead of David) I AM… **THE SNACKMASTER**! (Going by David) I AM… **THE WACKY WEINER BOY**! (Going by David and my middle name) I AM… **THE BIG MOHONEY**! (Going by Dave and my middle name) I AM… **THE BUTT WHOOPIN BUBBA**! COOL! ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/4 "2002-05-04T08:19:49Z")
This is fishy. I got Wacky Weiner Boy when I submitted my first name as Robert. As Rob, I took Greasy Pete. This is a tainted thread. flup by example ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/5 "2002-05-04T10:50:00Z")
Real name got me **The Sheik of Physique**. SDMB name got me **Fireman Fred**. Personally, I prefer the former. From this point forward, I think I’ll insist my wife address me by my new name. 😃 [sub]However, I bet she comes up with a new name after I bring this up[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/6 "2002-05-04T11:44:51Z")
Real name also produced **The Sheik of Physique** for me. Interestingly enough, so did my SDMB username. They must really want me to be the Sheik. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/7 "2002-05-04T14:27:29Z")
My real name resulted in this: **Captain Underpants** My SDMB name got this response: **Knuckles Dakota** Time to start laying the _SMACKDOWN_ on some folks! ---
**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/8 "2002-05-04T15:09:41Z")
Well, there goes my pro wrestling career. Real Name: **Mister Ordinary** SDMB: **Minnesota Knuckles** ---
**Author:** ![Reinhold\_Messner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Reinhold\_Messner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reinhold_Messner)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/9 "2002-05-04T15:09:45Z")
Professor Molesto. bwahahahaha! i couldn’t have come up with a better moniker myself. ---
**Author:** ![madcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@madcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madcat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/10 "2002-05-04T15:47:17Z")
Beelzebubba. I am the satanic ruler of yo’ trailer park! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/11 "2002-05-04T16:43:15Z")
Real name, short version of first name: **Beelzebubba** Real name, long version of first name: **Fireman Fred** August Derleth: **Major Mayhem** Joey Ramone: **The Machine** (aka **The Crusher** ) 😃 I’m gonna wrestle in the Garden I’m on my way to stardom! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/12 "2002-05-04T16:47:29Z")
Stephen Close: **Butt Whoopin Bubba** Shaft Damnright: **Captain Underpants** Bill Clinton: **The Giant Dwarf** Al Gore: **Captain Underpants** George Bush: **The Snackmaster** Dick Cheney: **Beelzebubba** This is too much fun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/13 "2002-05-04T16:52:00Z")
OG SMASH!: **Mister Macho** And finally, the winnah and still champeen, Impaler of Ignorance, Slapper of Dopes, Kicker of Kooks: Cecil Adams: **Snortin’ Joe Dogbreath** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/14 "2002-05-04T16:53:22Z")
Godly Wang: **The Ku Klux Klown** Damn. Racist wang. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/15 "2002-05-04T20:14:46Z")
**Harry S.Crotum** I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/16 "2002-05-04T20:36:39Z")
I AM **Beezelbubba** meet my older brother **THE GIANT DWARF** sniff, momma would be so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/17 "2002-05-04T20:39:13Z")
**blur** on an unrelated note is your name Aaron Collins? ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/18 "2002-05-04T21:27:58Z")
Fools! Bow before the might of…uh… **Fireman Fred**. _Tries SDMB name_ **The Mortician**? Okay, that’s better… Using my full name gets me **The Giant Dwarf** , and substituting Bobby for Robert, I get **Harry S.Crotum**. I guess my guidance counsellor was right. Cecil Adams has a promising career as **Snortin’ Joe Dogbreath**. Ed Zotti had better stick to his day job, however, as **The Screaming Monkey-Boy** is unlikely to command much respect. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/19 "2002-05-04T23:02:19Z")
Fools! Kneel before the might of: **The Big Mahoney**! That was my real name. Using **Superdude** , I got **Jumpin’ Jerry**. And my LJ name netted me **Harry S. Crotum**. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/20 "2002-05-04T23:08:18Z")
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