# Get your pro wrestling name here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222 "2002-05-04T06:44:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/21 "2002-05-04T23:27:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clever Hans \*  
> \*\ ***blur** on an unrelated note is your name Aaron Collins? \*\*

Nope. Unless you owe him money, and are willing to pay in cash.

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**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/22 "2002-05-05T03:07:49Z")

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Michael Stipe is “Mister Macho”

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/23 "2002-05-05T03:14:20Z")

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El Home Loco  
Alrighty then.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/24 "2002-05-05T03:16:06Z")

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The Ricster becomes:

**Corporal Punishment**

Prepare to take your punishment, weenies!

LOL

🆒

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/25 "2002-05-05T03:19:58Z")

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Damn you, Rico! I was reading this whole thread thinking “alright, no one else seems to have gotten Corporal Punishment” yet! And you took that away from me!

I will have my vengance! I will crush you in the ring! I will strip from you your title and your name! Oh yeah!

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-pro-wrestling-name-here/107222/26 "2002-05-05T08:03:47Z")

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SDMB name generates Snortin’ Joe Dogbreath.

Otto’s wrestling name is Snortin’ Joe Dogbreath  
Cecil Adams’ wrestling name is Snortin’ Joe Dogbreath  
Therefore  
Otto is Cecil Adams

That’s logic!

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