# get your random thought for the day from ssskuggiii **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952 "2000-07-26T19:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/1 "2000-07-26T19:42:16Z")
Well, I thought since I am just spouting forth with interesting if not odd random thoughts that I should offer them to people other than friends who just happen to be around when I sprout forth these nuggets of wisdom/wonder. [warning: i might be away from the computer for a couple days, so it may take that long for me to reply to all of the requests.] Thanks for visiting, come again. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/2 "2000-07-26T19:46:11Z")
enrich my life with oddity tasha. although im used to it from you by now. have fun. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/3 "2000-07-26T19:48:32Z")
I await the wisdom that you will surely be spewing forth, o wise one. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/4 "2000-07-26T19:51:28Z")
Enlighten me ssskuggiii. I crave your knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/5 "2000-07-26T19:54:03Z")
**hypergirl:** and I quote verbatim from my thought the morning after SofM was finally over- “Do fish have testicles?” What a thought to start the morning. **xizor:** “Wouldn’t it be more practical if procupines had sex missionary style? How do porcupines have sex anyway? Do their inujuries cause them to have a short mating season?” ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/6 "2000-07-26T19:54:03Z")
Please enlighten me also. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/7 "2000-07-26T19:56:51Z")
I didn’t want one until I read your examples. Hit me, random dealer! ---
**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/8 "2000-07-26T19:59:43Z")
Wow… OK, I’m game. Hit me o’ wise one. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/9 "2000-07-26T20:02:01Z")
**Trion:** For some reason my hands are all cold and pepperminty-tingly. I am curious to know why this is. Could just be some invisible person trying to steal my body heat. [yeah, riiight.] **Dragwyr:** For some reson, I see a big purple dragon/dinosaur in your future. Make sure he never sings again. [heh heh.] ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/10 "2000-07-26T20:03:36Z")
of course fish have testicles. and balls too. no fair. i want a jewel of strangeness that i haven’t heard before. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/11 "2000-07-26T20:03:36Z")
I didn’t want one until I read your examples. Hit me, random dealer! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/12 "2000-07-26T20:10:36Z")
**Swiddles:** Why not Goat nuggets instead of chicken nuggets? I’m sure they’re cheaper to make than chicken, and probably taste just as good. **sledman:** If today is always here, then what do people do with tomorrow? It would make for some interesting days-of the week undies if they were labeled “today,” “yesterday,” and “tomorrow.” ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/13 "2000-07-26T20:12:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*of course fish have testicles. and balls too. no fair. i want a jewel of strangeness that i haven’t heard before. \*\* Okay then, woman. Why is the most common felching-related insult “goat felcher” ? I mean, I think it’d be so much more gross to felch a cow that has syphilis. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/14 "2000-07-26T20:21:20Z")
I wanna good one sugarmomma. And leave elvis and goats out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/15 "2000-07-26T20:28:30Z")
If you aren’t too busy ssskuggiii you could aim one in my direction. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/16 "2000-07-26T20:29:37Z")
Thank you ssskuggiii. I shall make it my new koan. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/17 "2000-07-26T20:29:54Z")
I guess I’ll try too. Sign me up. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/18 "2000-07-26T20:32:42Z")
Nice **Trion** , reverse enlightenment. Might work. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/19 "2000-07-26T20:45:05Z")
Hey sweetheart, what have you got for ole’ ChrisP? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/20 "2000-07-26T20:56:33Z")
**soulsling/angeldrawers:** I’ll get back to you on that one. I’ve still got some of that action figure idea residue in my mind to get a good one for you at the moment. 😃 😉 \*\*odieman:\*\*If Odie the dog in Garfield comic strips always drooled, would be drown if he slept on his back? **silver\_fire:** Ever wonder why science teachers will answer even the most stupid questions for the whole class period and not get annoyed because they think you’re being serious about these inquiries? I mean, I don’t care how fire works, I’m just trying to avoid the actual lesson. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952.md?page=2)