# get your random thought for the day from ssskuggiii **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952 "2000-07-26T19:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/21 "2000-07-26T21:09:07Z")
**ChrisP One Kenobe/flirtatious bob:** “There is no black or white, just shades of grey.” How do they make all the other colors then\> what if I want purple? Do I have to call Crayola for any shade besides gray? Do they have the rights to all the other colors? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/22 "2000-07-27T00:11:04Z")
That is so funny! All my science teachers have been like that. And it was usually me who asked the question, then debated it until the bell rang. 😃 Oh, how I loved science class. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/23 "2000-07-27T01:14:59Z")
One please. Biggie size. To go. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/24 "2000-07-27T02:21:14Z")
> [@](#): > > **soulsling/angeldrawers** : I’ll get back to you on that one. I’ve still got some of that action figure idea residue in my mind to get a good one for you at the moment. hehe, you said -residue-. angeldrawers? That’s still a new one to me I still don’t get, but you can call me anything you want I suppose… I expect some of the best randomest thoughts, and the more typically sexually oriented, the better. I want to have a big Sh\*! Eating grin on my face when I read it. ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/25 "2000-07-27T02:23:19Z")
**ME!ME!ME!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/26 "2000-07-27T04:05:09Z")
:: Narile sits down and enjoys his meal, at the end of it, a fortune cookie is found, in a wrapper marked **ssskuggii’s Wisdom.** He opens the fortune cookie and reads what’s inside. :: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/27 "2000-07-27T07:16:15Z")
I’ll sign up for one of these. ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/28 "2000-07-28T04:03:07Z")
**HEY!!!** I didn’t get my damn random though for yesterday. And it sucked! _ **Thanks a lot ssskuggiii!!!** _ grumble…grumble…damn promises! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/29 "2000-07-28T07:07:42Z")
(Ambiguity intentional) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/30 "2000-07-28T14:45:09Z")
**Soulsling/Angeldrawers:** “The riper the cherry, the sweeter the juice.” 😉 😉 😉 **TheNerd:** “Catherine of Medici decreed a standard waist measurement of 13 inches for ladies of the French court.” Thank God for corsets. \*\*tubagirl/patience incarnate:\*\*If leprosy is the least infectious disease, then why were people so afraid of it? \*\*Narile:\*\*Do dogs enjoy licking their nuts? If I was a dog, would I enjoy licking my nuts? [BTW, how did I get into your fortune cookie?] \*\*Kat:\*\*That “copper ring around the neck” thing that some tribes in Africa do is kinda pretty in moderation. But how do they put them on? \*\*DRY:\*\*Why would someone want to be a living statue? It doesn’t pay well, and I certainly don’t want to be perfectly still for more than an hour. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/31 "2000-07-28T15:36:21Z")
Hit me, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/32 "2000-07-28T15:41:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Dragwyr: For some reson, I see a big purple dragon/dinosaur in your future. Make sure he never sings again. [heh heh.] \*\* You either are really clairvoyant, or a very observant post reader. I just happen to have 3 kids who I am very VERY ademantly trying to bring up without them liking Barney. It’s a tough battle, but I think I’m winning. ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/33 "2000-07-28T15:45:04Z")
May I, please? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/34 "2000-07-28T15:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > **Soulsling/Angeldrawers** :“The riper the cherry, the sweeter the juice.” You do realize **ssskuggiii** I could get into a lot of trouble for this one? By the way, I like them better without the pits. -sigh- …young women these days… ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/35 "2000-07-28T16:10:46Z")
Me too! ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/36 "2000-07-28T16:20:18Z")
Oh hell yea. Do me a good one please! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/37 "2000-07-28T22:11:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragwyr \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*Dragwyr: For some reson, I see a big purple dragon/dinosaur in your future. Make sure he never sings again. [heh heh.] \*\* > > You either are really clairvoyant, or a very observant post reader. > > I just happen to have 3 kids who I am very VERY ademantly trying to bring up without them liking Barney. It’s a tough battle, but I think I’m winning. \*\* No, I haven’t been reading any Barney related posts of yours. I just happen to loathe Barney. \*\*MagicalSilverKey:\*\*Why do they call it a sperm whale? It doesn’t look like a sperm to me. \*\*Erika:\*\*Marmosets are really cute. \*\*DVous Means:\*\*Why do humans have two nipples while other mammals [primates don’t count] have about a dozen or so? \*\*lunapark:\*\*I think I’d like to be cremated so people can’t dig me up and rape me while I’m all deceased and helpless. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/38 "2000-07-28T22:15:37Z")
Come on, give me my random thought already, and I’ll give you one in return. Joy. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/39 "2000-07-28T22:18:32Z")
I’d like one, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/40 "2000-07-28T22:21:55Z")
\*\*Monster104:\*\*I heard if you put sugar on a dog’s boner, it’ll go away. How does that work? Does he lick until he ejaculates, possibly in his own face? then does he continue to clean up that mess by licking it off? Talk about disgusting solutions to funny situations. [My friend Shannon decided to tell me that she thinks dog boners look like wet carrots. Eww.] \*\*SanibelMan:\*\*If there is no spoon, can I get a spork instead? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952.md?page=3)