# get your random thought for the day from ssskuggiii **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952 "2000-07-26T19:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/61 "2000-08-01T05:50:21Z")
\*\*arklondloc:\*\*If today and tomorrow merged, what would it be then? Would I have good morrow again? OR just good day? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/62 "2000-08-01T05:52:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Wisdom stick = metaphor > As for the attached stick comment, it depends on your definition of hit… > > 😉 \*\* I know it’s a metaphor, but for some reason lately I’ve been really literal in things. Hmm, hitting? Well, I am more of a spanker than a wanker on that end of things. [heh heh, that was so dumb to say] ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/63 "2000-08-01T16:41:36Z")
ssskuggiii, uh because A) It was a very big fortune cookie (Dragons have biiig apetites.) B) You are very small, or C) You are **very** flexible. If it is C) please let me know where you live, I’d like to see that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/64 "2000-08-03T02:23:26Z")
I’d like to meet the person who invented the thong. It’s a marvelous thing to have no panty lines. But I am wondering who made those frighteningly huge panties, and when they were popular. I’d like to smack him. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/65 "2000-08-03T03:24:16Z")
I want wisdom! I want wisdom! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/66 "2000-08-03T03:29:28Z")
Do those plastic flamingos migrate? If so, where do they go? Do they go up north for the winter to confuse people? That’d kick ass if they did. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/67 "2000-08-03T03:33:50Z")
Well DUH of course they migrate! Didja think those little molded wings were just for decoration?! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/68 "2000-08-03T03:44:03Z")
I figured they probably did, just like coconuts do. How else would they get to England? Two more posts, and this thread will have 69 replies. What a nice number. It uses three well. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/69 "2000-08-03T06:17:59Z")
Cocomuts migrate? That’s a new one to me. I thought coconuts were ridden to camelot by the knights of the round table. You don’t ave a horse, you’ve got two coconut alves and your bangin em together. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/70 "2000-08-03T06:21:07Z")
OK, I was debating on whether to do this or not, but, as Tasha might tell you, I have no implulse control whatsoever. So, on that note, look at me everybody, I made the 69th post. Fun fun. And, just so this isnt completely and utterly pointless, I’ll put in one more request for randomness. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/71 "2000-08-03T06:28:05Z")
Is there a reason why IRL the guys are all out of reach, and online they’re all ready to be shipped to my door to become part of my harem? I mean, it’s not like I’ve got herpes or leprosy. Where are all the availiable guys that I can fool around with who don’t have conflicts like lack of rides, etc? And now for something completely different: my random thought… If ducks down here have those gross red things on their beaks, can I call them Toilet Ducks? They look like they spawned from sewer ducks. I loved those toilet duck commercials… ::quacking in background commences:: ---
**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/72 "2000-08-06T22:08:11Z")
_bump_ OUCH! Random me up gurl! ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/73 "2000-08-06T22:15:20Z")
Thank you for the **ssskuggiii** snack. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/74 "2000-08-06T22:22:03Z")
But first, I must provide an explanation for non americans or those who don’t remember this commercial… [There’s this commercial, and the toilet’s all yucky with some kind of yucky monster or whatever coming out of it… who’s there to save the toilet? None other than toilet duck and his trusty tank to clean all the yucky stuff in the toilet, quacking all the way!] I was talking to SanibelMan about this in an IM today… **SanibelMan 1:** I’ve always found the idea of little living bubbles with scrub brushes dancing around my bathtub and singing disturbing. **ssskuggiii:** i think it’s kinda funny, like toilet duck **SanibelMan 1:** Wouldn’t that be weird if one day you lifted up the toilet lid and there was an actual duck in your toilet? **ssskuggiii:** it’d be funny, though i’d be weirded out. I always wondered how they got the ducks into the tanks for the toilet duck commercials. How do they get them out of the bottle if the nozzle/opening is so small? I think if I had a pet duck, it wouldn’t live in the toilet. I’d be afraid to get my genitals bitten every time I sat down to pee. :eek:::Bad Quacky, no biting Tasha’s clit when she has to go pee! That’s not food! Bad Quacky!:::eek: Yet another reason never to own a pet duck [besides the fact that one day someone visiting you might see him and think, “mmm, dinner”]. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/75 "2000-08-17T04:57:32Z")
I would like a random thought please. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/76 "2000-08-17T05:04:29Z")
But I’d rather you used the word “master” in there somewhere next time. **MSK:** I wonder what it’s like to be an aardvark. Why are there three As in aardvark? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/77 "2000-08-17T05:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > **Cocomuts migrate?** Jessica, what the fuck is a cocomut? [Sorry, I as well have no impulse control today either. I miss you. Come back from camp soon.] Is it a cross between a dog and a coconut? Or is it a dog that’s chocolate flavoured? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/78 "2000-08-17T07:55:59Z")
Hi, do you have a random thought to me?? I need a new one. Tack(thanks) in advance.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jenie\_in\_a\_Bottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Jenie\_in\_a\_Bottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenie_in_a_Bottle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/79 "2000-08-17T09:02:19Z")
What about me? What about Jenie? Um, sorry! Sunk into the Raven thing again. BUT, Tell me more, lease? ---
**Author:** ![Jenie\_in\_a\_Bottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Jenie\_in\_a\_Bottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenie_in_a_Bottle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952/80 "2000-08-17T09:04:30Z")
Made boo boo. I ment, Tell me more please?\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/get-your-random-thought-for-the-day-from-ssskuggiii/26952.md?page=3)