# Getcha Pilgrim Name Right Here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-pilgrim-name-right-here/77375>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-pilgrim-name-right-here/77375 "2001-08-21T17:31:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-pilgrim-name-right-here/77375/41 "2001-08-22T14:32:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simetra \*  
> \*\*Ezekiel Wildes… Okay.
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> I don’t think I look like a Zeke. :)\*\*

I use the name Zeke all the time. If I don’t want someone to know my real name, I tell them that I’m Ezekiel (but I go by either Zeke or EZ) Urbanstein. Plumber extraordinaire. Works great on telemarketers. I tell them I’m my own life-partner. Plus, every superhero has to have a secret identity. Mine’s Ezekiel Urbanstein.

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