# Getcha rockstar name here...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300 "2001-04-25T15:10:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/1 "2001-04-25T15:10:38Z")
[http://www.mp3.com/rockstarname/](http://www.mp3.com/rockstarname/) I’m Sid Rotgut. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/2 "2001-04-25T15:17:21Z")
Blues name = Lucile “The Feel” Altman ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/3 "2001-04-25T15:26:45Z")
Alternative = Lux Velveteen Metal = Scarlet Fever World = Lady Roots ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/4 "2001-04-25T15:28:00Z")
I am now “Cat-in-a-Bag” Bill, the famous blues artist. Sweet. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/5 "2001-04-25T15:32:37Z")
Just call me… \*\*\*Star Dark \*\*\* :: hits ominous chord on her black guitar :: :: hails satan :: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/6 "2001-04-25T15:36:18Z")
Alternative = Crissy Strat WTH kind of name is that!? (My apologies to any real people named Crissy Strat.) Metal = Venus Doogie Howitzer Ahh, better. Blues = Big Blind Mamma at least that is better than… Pop Rock = Mindy Minus ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/7 "2001-04-25T15:49:36Z")
Joey Scales? WTF? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/8 "2001-04-25T15:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > Joey Scales? that sounds like your MAFIA name. That’s what we need. A Mafia name generator. Like in Bronx Tale, Frankie Coffecake and Jimmy the Whale. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/9 "2001-04-25T15:56:04Z")
Mine are… Metal = Vikki Virus Pop Rock = Claudia Coldshot Electronic = Elle Electronika Alternative = Faded Lush I don’t really like any of them actually. _sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/10 "2001-04-25T16:07:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* That’s what we need. A Mafia name generator. Like in Bronx Tale, Frankie Coffecake and Jimmy the Whale. > > jarbaby \*\* Ask, and ye shall [receive](http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm). Speaking of which, did you ever get your poster? ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/11 "2001-04-25T16:09:48Z")
Alternative: Velour Mane (Look for us soon opening up for Spinal Tap.) Blues: Apparently I am also “Big Blind Mamma” Classical: Paige Turner (A Classical Artist with a taste for puns.) Country: Minnie “Pepper Sprout” Watson (Short but spunky.) Electronic: Jasmine Glitter (Illegitame offspring of Gary Glitter.) Hip Hop: Honey Pot (Apparently I am in an all lesbian Hip Hop band). Jazz: Trudy Roof (With opening act Trudy Door.) Metal: Dory Gore Pop Rock: Ella Borate World Music: Mama Crucial ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/12 "2001-04-25T16:18:08Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by manhattan \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Ask, and ye shall [receive](http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm). > \*\* Hmmmmm Damn anti-semetic mob name generator! I’m “the coin operator”! Just because I have a jewish last name… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/13 "2001-04-25T16:22:19Z")
HAHAHA even better! one of the guys I work with got the mob name “the self-toucher” CLASSIC! ---
**Author:** ![Peter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Peter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/14 "2001-04-25T16:30:31Z")
I don’t even want to tell you people what my Metal name was. _walks away embarrased_ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/15 "2001-04-25T16:35:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > > jarbaby Ask, and ye shall [receive](http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm). > > Speaking of which, did you ever get your poster? FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. My mob name is Two Fists. Appropriate on so many horrible horrible levels. I ordered my poster manhattan, but haven’t gotten it yet…I await anxiously. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/16 "2001-04-25T16:43:55Z")
Jazz name: Sugar Love Jones Blues Name: Scrambled Mary (I definately have days when I feel like it!) Classical Name: Francis Inyorope Mafia name: Napalm (RN) The Merciless (SN) Yo. jarbaby. C’mere. I got somethin’ for ya. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/17 "2001-04-25T16:49:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > > Yo. jarbaby. C’mere. I got somethin’ for ya. > > 😃 Hoo boy. Now I’m in trouble. If I’m not back in fifteen minutes…call my husband please. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/18 "2001-04-25T17:10:16Z")
Alternative name is Jimmy Longs Hip Hop is DJ Scribble Scrabble Metal name Muzzy Skins Pop Rock is Gunner Back Damn these are pretty lame names… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/19 "2001-04-25T17:41:04Z")
blues = Moon-Dog Hutch metal = Bjarg Wolfen mafia = The Bishop. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300/20 "2001-04-25T17:44:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\* > mafia = The Bishop. > \*\* heh. Puts a whole new spin on “choking the bishop”, don’t it? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getcha-rockstar-name-here/63300.md?page=2)