# Getting a helping hand...

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 24, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-a-helping-hand/236195 "2004-03-24T21:42:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-a-helping-hand/236195/21 "2004-03-26T22:46:18Z")

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[hijack/]

If you’ve ever wondered what a group of drunk, camping lesbians does around the campfire, wonder no more…

A few years back, one of my more femme friends decided that she was tired of crawling in and out of her motorcycle leathers whenever she had to take a leak while riding b\*tch on her gf’s bike. So she bought herself one of [these](http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html) and decided to give it a “dry run” 😃 on a group camping trip to the N. Georgia mountains.

After a long day of R&R, I passed out in my tent a bit early. I woke up in the middle of the night listening to a dozen lesbians squealing with glee as they all took turns pissing on a campfire for the first time in their lives. Not the easiest background noises to make sense of when you’re coming out of a deep sleep in a tent in the middle of the woods.

Of course there was a thorough cleaning ritual between each participant: piss on fire, laugh, rinse thingy-ma-jig with water, shake, rinse thingy-ma-jig with 100 proof peppermint schnapps, shake, rinse with water again, shake, hand it off to the next girl… [/hijack]

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