What did you mean, then? Yes, crimes committed on federal property are federal crimes.
But murder isn’t a Federal crime (except for some specific circumstances where it is)! (Or is it now?)
If one commits murder on federal property, isn’t it still a state crime in the state where that property is located?
I think the feds would have jurisdiction:
That’s probably what would happen – but it’s not frivolous.
A guy accused of poaching elk in the park raised the defense and sure enough, the judge said:
I think you’ll agree that the judge’s logic is a bit thin. However, the guy was offered a plea deal, and it included his agreement not to appeal based on the Vicinage Clause – so the issue cannot be said to be fully tested.
Well, in Terre Haute, Indiana, there’s a federal prison, which includes a death chamber, and it’s where Timothy McVeigh was executed. It’s not where Indiana executes state inmates: that is at the men’s prison in Indianapolis. Anyway, if McVeigh wasn’t tried on federal charges, why was he held and executed in a federal prison, and if it wasn’t for murder (with special circumstances), what was it for? I don’t think it’s necessarily true that murder isn’t a federal crime; the federal government cedes jurisdiction in matters of criminal law to states, except for the specific rights of the accused that are constitutionally defined, but when there is no state to take jurisdiction, there are still a lot of things that are illegal. Otherwise, national parks would be full of people shooting smack, people on the sex offender list who can’t find anywhere else to live, and people secreting plotting to murder their camping buddy.
McVeigh was tried and convicted on federal counts. The building he blew up was the Alfred Murrah Federal Building, and the eight murders he was indicted for were of federal employees. He was also indicted for various federal conspiracy and mail crimes.
The specific circumstances where it is include murder on federal property and murder of federal employees.
My preferred solution to the Yellowstone Problem is to empanel a jury of grizzly bears native to that sliver of land. “Your Honor, we find the defendant guilty by virtue of being tasty with hot sauce.”
Heh. Indeed.
The whole scenario popped out of a weird dream I had. Just wondering where it would go if I ever shared my tale of adventure once rescued.
Don’t bother appealing your conviction to a higher court – that would be the buzzards.
Thin doesn’t even begin to describe it. Non-existent is more accurate. As a textualist (I believe you are a textualist) how would you rule in that case? I think that the proper way would be to let the poacher go free and force Congress to close the loophole.